No. 29. DECEMBER, 1918. VOL. VIII.

FIAT LUX.

Contents

Notices   Shakespear Up-to-date
Headmaster's notes   Autobiography of an Oak Tree
Editorial   The Kaiser's Lament
In Memoriam   Country Folk
D.C.S. and the War   My Visit to H.M.S. Vindictive
Old Pharosians   Ye Chronicles of ye Dug-Out
Decorations   Fur Bearing Animals of Canada
Marriages   The Mathematician
Examination Successes   The Cadets of November 11th
Valete   The arrival of the First "Prisoners"
Gleams and Flashes   The South African Mission Field
House Notes   How the News of the Armistice was received at Dover
Football Notes   Tommy Atkins Bids Farewell to his Rifle
The Cadet Corps   Dover Castle
Literary Competition Results   Camping Out
Christmas   Merit List
On Walking on a Sunday Morning   Sparks from the Class Room

NOTICES.

The next number of The Pharos will appear about March 29th, 1919. Contributions should be submitted to the Editor not later than March 1st.

Copies of the current issue of The Pharos or of back numbers may be obtained from the Editor, price 6d. each.

We acknowledge with thanks the receipt of The Blue, The Mayfield and The Ruym.

HEADMASTER'S NOTES.

Spring Term.The Spring Term will begin on Thursday, January 9th, 1919, and end on Wednesday, the 2nd April. Boys are particularly requested to have their season tickets made out to cover both dates.

 

Armistice Day.The School will always remember the official announcement of the signing of the Armistice, on November 11th, and nothing could have been more inspiriting than our singing of patriotic songs to celebrate that never to be forgotten event.

 

Educational Problems.We stand upon the threshold of Peace and it is our duty to point to the great problems of competition which inevitably await us. The new Education Act, however, extends the range of education control and influence, and goes far to establish a National System of Public Education, available for all persons capable of profiting thereby.

The School age is to be raised and attendance for school instruction is to be compulsory between the ages of 14 and 18, unless suitable and efficient full time instruction has been received up to the age of 16, which will exempt a scholar from compulsory education after that age.

Trained intelligence will be urgently needed in the work of re-construction. England must be the country of opportunity. There must be careful selection of those of capacity and ample facilities provided for education, so as to produce men and women of intellectual power and high technical training to fill the highest posts in Industry and Commerce. High intellectual endowment, is a national asset, and it is treason to England for such wealth to be wasted.

 

Oxford Local Certificates.Most of the Oxford Local Certificates have reached the School and will probably be distributed at the end of term. A new regulation forbids the issue of a certificate until the successful candidate has reached the age of 16, a move probably made to assist in putting up the school age to 16. It is perhaps another means of strengthening the existing law with respect to the restriction of Child Labour.

 

New Members on Staff.We welcome to the Staff this term the following newcomers:

MISS R. M. REID, of Victoria College, Belfast; a Graduate in Modern Languages of the Royal University of Ireland, and formerly at Palmer's Endowed School, Grays, Essex.

MISS DOROTHY M. BURFORD, formerly of the Bromley County School for Girls and of the University College of North Wales, an Honours Graduate in English.

MRS. S. P. KILLICK, who will be remembered, as an Assistant Mistress at the Girls' School, Dover, to which she went from the University Collage, Bangor, a few years ago.

To these newcomers we offer our heartiest, good wishes and hope their stay with us will be a pleasant memory of the war.

Mrs. Thomas has also rejoined the Staff this term, but we can hardly call her a "newcomer;" we remember so well the excellence of her work with the Junior boys a year ago and were delighted that she consented to render "first aid" once again to the School in which she is for many reasons, deeply interested.

 

Careers for our Boys.The present appears to be an opportune moment to advise Parents that the conditions of entry to the various departments of the Civil Service, and the professions generally, are changing fundamentally. Many of the reforms cannot, of course, be effected within a period of one year, but, the system of open competitive examinations will be adhered to strictly, and wherever possible will be extended. The examination will doubtless be adjusted to meet the educational system actually existing in the country, but not only will the natural ability of candidates be tested with regard to the acquirement of knowledge but what is mere important, the results of the boy's schooling as shown by his character will receive more careful scrutiny. The patronage methods in many of the departments of State are to be abandoned.

The Headmaster and Staff will always be ready to give the latest information with regard to appointments, University Scholarships, and such openings towards which our boys are directing their lives. A wholehearted and energetic partnership between Parents and Staff would do much to solve the problems, and we shall all agree that, whatever education and the schools of the nation have stood for in the past, they must, of necessity, be still more essential to the future welfare of the nation.

We shall have to make good the wealth which has been lost, and there is no doubt that the declaration of Peace will be followed by keen competition between the brains of the various nations, and we must prepare ourselves along thorough and adequate lines for the struggle.

The Higher Branches of Education should provide men who are shrewd, enterprising and of full knowledge regarding the application of scientific methods to the development of Industry. 

 

Influenza Epidemic.In spite of a virulent epidemic of influenza in the town, the School was happily unique in not having to close its doors. Two of the Upper Forms seem to have succumbed in rather large numbers, but they recovered within a fortnight.

 

Number on Roll.We have reached a School record this term as far as numbers are concerned. As was expected when the School was first built, we have passed the limit of School accommodation and both the Governors and the Headmaster are faced with the problem of extension, but there is good reason to hope that this will be solved in the near future.

 

Miss Nicholls.We all remember the excellent secretarial work which Miss Nicholls did for the Headmaster until she was appointed Acting Local Secretary for Higher Education, and we congratulate her most heartily on her forthcoming marriage to Lieut. W. Rudd. We are glad that she does not propose to relinquish her educational post at Dover.

 

Return of the Masters.Now that the Armistice has been signed many of the boys are looking forward to the return of some of the Masters to the School, and preliminary steps are being taken. We shall soon begin to look forward to a return to the old conditions, and as time goes on, to contemplate with much regret, the, departure of some of the Mistresses who have so efficiently and so courageously given us their help in our need.

 

University Scholarships.It may be worth while to call the attention of Boys and their Parents to the very great number of University Scholarships and exhibitions which are constantly open to competition. It may be expected that we shall have fewer candidates for the Military Colleges and fewer for the Navy, and this will naturally permit the best of our VI. Form to aspire to University Education, especially now that it is a condition in many cases that the scholarship is open only to those who need pecuniary assistance to maintain themselves at the University.

 

Education in the Army.Anything connected with the Services is of peculiar interest to the Boys of the School and we shall all be glad to hear that a comprehensive scheme is proposed for the education of men in the Army. We have been asked to co-operate with the Army Authorities by admitting to our classes at the Technical Institute a number of soldier students, and probably members of the Women's Auxiliary Army Corps, and it is good to know that there is likely to be a considerable demand for educational facilities in this connection; indeed, a survey of the whole educational field of operations throughout the country makes us believe that there is a general advance along the whole line.

 

In Memoriam.I am constantly receiving letters from our Old Boys with regard to some tribute to the memory of those who have made the "Great Sacrifice," and I should like, here and now, to invite suggestions which I can have fully discussed as soon as an opportunity presents itself.

A Tunnell Memorial History Prize is being considered, and it is most gratifying that the Old Boys themselves suggest a similar plan. At the moment it looks as if we may found an Old Boys' Memorial Prize. In addition to these proposals, an old friend of the School has kindly offered a panel for one of the bays in the School Hall, whereon can be inscribed the names of those who rallied to the Colours in the Great War.

EDITORIAL.

As we go to print, the Term examinations, the holidays and Christmas are all rapidly approaching. For the first time since 1913, we can wish each other "A Merry Christmas" though, in our happiness, we shall not, forget the many homes where someone's place is vacant.

Looking back over 1918, we feel it has been a great year. The outstanding feature is the cessation of hostilities and the near prospect of Peace, with all the blessings that it implies. We, in Dover, who have often been very near death, and have heard for days together the dull roar of the guns across the water, are, perhaps in a position to appreciate Peace most deeply. We, too, welcoming the repatriated prisoners, day by day, are better able to realise the extent of the devotion and heroism of our men.

But for us at the D.C.S. also, it has been a great year. Examination successes, Old Boys' deeds, the enthusiasm at sports, the efficiency of the Cadets, all reflect the greatest credit on the School.

We wish our readers all happiness this Christmas-tide. May the New Year bring us a glorious fulfilment of the promises of 1918, and may it find us all ready to take our part in the great talks which lie before our nation.

IN MEMORIAM.
Pro Patria.
We record with sorrow the deaths of the following:-

KILLED IN ACTION.

TUNNELL, OLIVER, 2nd-Lieut. Northumberland Fusiliers, 24th October, 1918.

HADLOW, ALBERT LLEWELLYN (10/13),

2nd-Lieut. R.A.F.,

6th October, 1918.

HOLLAND, REGINALD S. (12/15),

29th September, 1918.

STEWART, ARTHUR W. (/04),

New Zealand Forces,

27th October, 1918.

DIED OF SICKNESS.


KNELL, WILLIAM (13/15),

R.N.V.R,

11th October, 1918, of pneumonia.

BARRON, S. W. J. (00/04),

Lieut. Baluchistan Light Infantry,

25th July, 1918, of malaria.

ELLENDER, R. A. (05/07),

R.A.M.C.
2nd July, 1918, of pneumonia.

    News has been received that one of the staff of the Dover County School, Mr. Oliver Tunnell, has been killed in action. He was a graduate of Durham University, and joined the County School in May, 1913, as history master. He enlisted in The Buffs in May, 1916, and was attached to the machine-gun section, and went out to France in that capacity. He returned about six months ago to take up his commission in the Northumberland Fusiliers, leaving again for France in September last. He seems to have been prominently engaged in the recent British advance, and was killed by machine-gun fire. The news of his death came as a great shock to the School, where he was deservedly popular by reason of his ability as a teacher, his firmness as a disciplinarian, his keenness as a sportsman and his great kindness of heart, as shown by his interest in all that concerned his boys. He leaves a wife and a little son to mourn his loss, and the sympathy of all connected with the School will, doubtless, go out to them in their bereavement, His Lieut.-Col., in a letter to his wife, says; "Your husband was killed whilst leading his men in an attack on 24th October. It was the gallant end of a very gallant 'boy'" His company commander also speaks very highly of the way he always led and handled his men, and of the good work he had done during the advance.
    No definite plans have, as yet, been formulated as to the best means of preserving Mr, Tunnell's memory in the School to which he was so closely attached, but it is suggested that a sum of money should be raised, the interest of which could be used annually to establish a Tunnell Memorial History Prize, but the Headmaster would be glad to receive any other suggestions on the matter which may occur to the old boys and friends of the School.

D.C.S. AND THE WAR.

Additions to former lists,

Mowll, Victor E R (10/14), Canadian Forces.
Coombs, E. W, Geoffrey (08/12), 4th Buffs, now 2nd-Lieut- in Indian Army.
Loakman, B. J. (11/12), 1st Lieut.
Durban, T. (01/02), Promoted Capt.
Took, Geo. E. (08/11), E.K, Yeomanry, now 2nd-Lieut. R.A.F.
Lovely, W. (12/18), Inns of Court O.T.C.
Friend, H. (10/17), Inns of Court O.T.C.
Cooke (13/18), R. W. Kents.

OLD PHAROSIANS.

During the term we have had welcome visits from SUTTON, N. V, (09/12), who was wounded last March but has, we are glad to say quite recovered; from LOAKMAN (11/12), who has served in Mesopotamia, Egypt, at Salonika, and on the Western Front, and from MOWLL, VICTOR (10/14). who had a narrow escape from drowning on his voyage over with the Canadian Forces. His vessel in trying to avoid being torpedoed by a submarine ran on the rocks. Fortunately help soon arrived and there was little loss of life.

Another old Pharosian who has called is ARMSTRONG, W. A. (09/15), 2nd-Lieut. in the R.A.F. He has been flying as an observer on night bombing expeditions on the Western Front, and since his previous visit has had two remarkable escapes. On one occasion when flying at 5,000ft. his machine was set, an fire, but by skilful side-slipping the pilot managed to effect a safe landing. On another occasion he was brought down twelve miles behind the enemy's lines. The night was moonlight and he and the pilot walked towards the lines, crossing much barbed wire, and wading across a canal close to a barking German machine-gun. The first man they met was a Canadian sentry who was as much surprised to see them as they were pleased to see him.

PRESCOTT, E. F. (09/10), called in October being home for his first leave from the Balkan Front, where he had been badly attacked by malaria.

MORRIS, STUART (10/12), has been serving at Baulagne. We offer our hearty congratulations to LAMIDEY, ALEC (07/12), who has been offered a commission.

LOVELY, W. (12/18), is at Berkhamsted with the Inns of Court O.T.C. He writes:"The fellows are of the best and we get on splendidly together. . .' Our work is of course familiar to me but this does not render it much easier." He says later how grateful he is for the help and guidance given him during the past six years and adds "I shall always endeavour to do honour to the dear old school, wherever I may be and shall always be proud of it, and of its splendid Head and Staff."

DEARLING, H. (12/18), gives a very interesting programme of a day's work in the R.A.F. camp at Sandling. His whale day from 6.30 a.m. to 9 p.m. is planned out. His time table includes Lectures, Signalling, Wing parade, etc. The lectures consist of Topography, Etiquette, Military Law, Interior Economy and Organisation of the R.A.F. He has just passed the Mid-Course Exam. with 100 per cent. of the marks and adds:"In drill and Morse code my period in the School Cadet Carps has proved a great help."

COOKE, H. E. (15/18,) joined the 20th London Regiment, in October, and settled dawn in a good billet in Cambridge. He has now boon transferred to the R. W. Kents and is stationed at Chatham.

FRIEND, H. (10/17), is with the Inns of Court O.T.C., at Berkhamsted, very busy filling in the trenches, which are no longer needed.

PRYER, R W. (07/12), is to be congratulated an passing the Inter. B.Sc. (Engineering).

HAMPSON, W. P. (13/14), Cadet. in R.A.F., writes from Hastings where he is in camp with N D. 5 Squadron. He was expecting a transfer to Shorncliffe.

LAWES, H. A. (10/15), has been transferred to the 1st, Suffolks and is now stationed at Gravesend.

LICENCE, J. (13/17), and BAND, G. A. (12/18), are at the Royal Military College, Dublin. They bath seem very busy and have already begun their teaching period in the Practising School. We are glad to learn from Licence's teaching report that he is "pleasant and firm, and has an eye far talkers and mischief makers!"

LANCHBURY, C. (17/18), who has gone to Guernsey, is settling down happily and hopes to get a scholarship to the Elizabeth College. WATTS, J. (16/18), is at the Xaverian College, Brighton and seems well and cheerful.

GOSBY, H. (15/18), is at Portsmouth enjoying life an H.M.S. Fishgard V. He looked very fit when we saw him although he was then an sick leave. He has met several old D.C.S. boys there.

WAITE, W. E. (15/18), is doing well at the Simon Langton School. He sends his kind regards to all old friends.

 

The war being now happily over, these notes on "The D.C.S. and the War" in their present form naturally came to an end.

 We are however very desirous of compiling a complete account of the activities of the School past and present in this great national crisis and we here make an earnest and urgent appeal to all our readers far assistance. If you know anything about the services of any old boy please write and tell us, no matter how small and insignificant your information may appear. It may be a lost link or give the clue to further knowledge. Please never say "Oh, they are sure to know that." They probably don't. Of the great majority of old Pharosians who have served we know only the name of the unit, of many we know even less, viz., nothing. We want the fallowing information about everyone:the name of his unit, date of enlistment, transfers, promotions, places of service, any particulars of interest, such as meetings with other O.B.'s, lucky escapes, distinguished service, decorationswith, if possible, a copy of the notice in the London Gazette, wounds, sickness, and in the unhappy event of his deaththe date and locality. If you don't know anything yourself but know of somebody who might, send their name and address. Any information should; be be addressed to Mr. G. D. Thomas.

 

Sa far as we have been able to ascertain since the outbreak of war, 171 Old Boys have enlisted in the Army, 37 have served in the Navy, 29 in the Air Force, whilst another 29 have been engaged in the Mercantile Marine.

 

Of these 18 have been killed, in action or died of wounds, 11 others are known to have been wounded, 1 is missing and 2 were taken prisoners.

 

Three Military Crosses, one Meritorious Service Medal, six Military Medals, one Mons Star, one Bar to M.C., and one Médaille Militaire have been conferred on past members of the School.

We realise this list is far from complete and urge our readers to supply us with such information as will help us to compile an exact and permanent record.

DECORATIONS.

CLARETT, GEO. P. (07/12), Pte. R.A.M.C. Military Medal on May 24th, 1918, for gallantry and devotion to duty in action.

GRANT, W. P. (05/07), Sgt. Military Medal, for covering retreat of others in spite of terrible exposure and enemy gunfire.

EASTES, A. C. (09/11). Lce.-Cpl. RE. Military Medal.

TRIM, B. (07/09), Sgt. R.A.M.C. Military Medial. The Gazette notice states that "On the 23rd October, 1917, he went to the village of Poelcapelle with two squads to endeavour to bring away wounded whom it had been impossible to remove owing to incessant shelling. Passing through an intense barrage he succeeded in locating the wounded. Being close to the enemy they were subjected to a direct intense machine-gun fire. Sgt. Trim dressed and sent the first two wounded men away and remained alone for two or three hours, dressing and placing the other wounded in comparative safety until squads arrived to take them away. With the help of the squads he succeeded in clearing a dozen men from this locality.

Marriage.

SLATER-CLARKE.On August 21st, 1918, by the Rev. G. W. Thorn, at the Wesleyan Church, Croydon, Josiah Slater, B.A., of Dover, son of Mr. and Mrs. .J. T. Slater, of Parchmore Road, to Alice, second daughter of Mr. and Mrs. S. Clarke, of Penrith Road, Thornton Heath.

EXAMINATION SUCCESSES.

Lovely. W. S., Inter. B.Sc. (Engineering) London. Matric (Advanced Maths).
Standring, M. S., Inter. B.Sc. London

 

Oxford Senior Locals.

Pelham 1st Class Honours.
Pudney 1st Class Honours.
Brand 1st Class Honours.
Cole 3rd Class Honours (Distinction in Geography).

Hart 3rd Class Honours (Distinction in Geography).

Rolfe 3rd Class Honours (Distinction in Geography).

Romney Pass
Ryeland Pass
Lewis Pass
Ayling Pass
Richardson Pass
Drayson Pass
Olby Pass


Oxford Junior Locals.

Moorcroft 3rd Class Honours.
Horrex 3rd Class Honours.
Wilson Pass.
Hillier Pass
Johnson Pass

 

K.E.C. Junior Exhibition.

Gunn

Dellbridge
Wood

Cartwright

 

We offer our hearty congratulations to these boys and wish them all success in their future endeavours.

VALETE.

At the time of going to print it is quite impossible for us to state definitely which boys are leaving. The Army may or may not claim its toll.

It is probable however, that the following boys will not return next term and we do not wish them to leave without an expression of our regard.

Shall we say with Brutus:

"If we do meet again, why, we shall smile;

If not, why, then, this parting was well made."

PERRY has been for some years one of the pillars of the School and we shall miss him greatly. As one of the Senior Prefects he has always had a quiet steady influence for good. Perhaps, however, it is in connection with the Sports and the Cadet that his loss will be felt most keenly, He holds a splendid record. Captain of the Dark Blues, Captain of the 1st XI., Company Q.M.S. in the Cadet Corps (of which he has been a member since its formation), Senior Champion for two years 1916-17, 1917-18. We hope the result of his recent examination will be very satisfactory and we wish him the best of good luck in his career at Woolwich.

LEWIS' upright figure and high jump will both be missed, We hope great things of him and rest assured that so good a Time-keeper will never "mark time."

COLE'S recent success at the Senior Oxford, gaining as he did distinction in Geography, will long be remembered. He, too, leaves behind him a record worthy of emulation, both in the form-room and on the football field.

AYLING. Here again we shall miss a familiar figure whose service has always helped our choral endeavours and whose place as goalkeeper in the 1st XI. will be hard to fill.

KENYON, too, is a member of the 1st XI. We are glad he is going to turn his ability as a draughtsman to good account.

GLEAMS AND FLASHES.

It has been a great pleasure to see several of the Masters in School during this term, and we hope they will be able to discard khaki and navy very soon, and, wear their gowns once more.


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Mr. Darby had fourteen days' leave and looked very well. We were glad to see him up at the football field. He finds his work at the Meteorological Station congenial and interesting. We understand that his small son, on hearing the tidings of Peace, rushed home to see if Daddy had returned.


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Mr. Walker was in Dover for a few days and says he is well content with life. He certainly looked better than he used to at School, and his remarks on aeroplanes and flying boats were full of interest, We shall expect wonderful models in the work shopwill it be next term?
 

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Mr. Baxter came in for an hour or so in his usual hearty manner. He seemed to be looking forward to his return to School.
 

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Mr. Wheeler, who has been in France with the R.G.A: has, we regret to hear, been operated on for appendicitis. He is now on sick leave anticipating a second operation for throat trouble contracted while engaged in the herculean task of organising the Y.M.C.A. work in the Mediterranean. We extend our best wishes to him.
 

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Mr. Pearce writes from H.M.S. Defiance, Devonport, and says he is taking classes in Engineering Science. He has recently met Pritchard and Hardy there. We congratulate him on his recent success at Inter B.Sc. (Engineering).
 

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Miss Ellis paid us a flying visit in November. She seems very happy at Lawes, but retains her old affection for Dover and the County School.
 

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Mr. James, writing in October, says he has recently returned to the town he was stationed at last spring. He says "We are fitting up a Civilian Casualty Clearing Station in case we get any number of sick and wounded from the recently liberated towns. We are using a school for this purpose." He wrote us a little sketch depicting local life and events, but the Censor decided to keep it at his office.
 

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We are all grieved to hear that Mr. Tunnell has been called upon to make the Great Sacrifice. We offer our heartfelt sympathy to Mrs. Tunnell and her little son.
 

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A successful attempt to bring together the literary people in the town has been made by means of the Literary Society which meets on alternate Saturdays in the School. The Sixth were invited to become members and are proving by their keenness and histrionic ability, that they appreciate the privilege.
 

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A feature of the Magazine this term is the Literary Competition. The lack of funds prohibited prizes, but the best item in each class has been printed. These were selected by a Committee. We especially congratulate Hillier (Form V.) on hill excellent Sonnet on Admiral Keyes.
 

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On October 30th, Mrs. Withiel, H.M.I., visited us and gave a most gratifying report on all she saw and heard. She was particularly pleased with the Oxford Local successes and remarked that, in her opinion, the School should have asked to be allowed to take an Advanced Course. We print the Oxford Results elsewhere, but take this opportunity of congratulating the boys concerned. The lists reflect the greatest credit an them and on the School.
 

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October 16th, the birthday of the School was especially remembered in Hall and Assembly and appropriate hymns and prayers were used.
 

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We extend our sympathy to our Sister School in the ill-luck sustained this term. We trust that Miss Chapman will benefit by her leave of absence and be with us again early in the New Year. We also hope Miss Busher will make a good and speedy recovery. In the meantime we extend a cordial welcome to Miss Home, who has undertaken the arduous duties of Acting Head.
 

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Mr. Coombes, whose burly figure and military bearing we greatly miss, has rejoined his ald unit, the R.G.A., as Colour Sergeant Major. He has recently been transferred from Gosport to Dover, so the Cadet Corps may look for an inspection.
 

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We acknowledge with thanks a subscription of 5/- from W. Costelloe.
 

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The collections for the Prisoners of War have been well maintained and since last issue total £8 0s. 7d., making a grand total of £62 12s. 8d. There is still great, need for our charity and we must not weary of well-doing. Now that the Prisoners no longer need our help, we are giving our weekly collection to the D.C.S. cot at Dover Hospital.
 

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Trafalgar Day was marked for us by an inspiring address by Rev. J. B. Barton, Chaplain to. the. Trawler Flotilla, who. took as his theme "Devotion to Duty."

HOUSE NOTES.
STREET'S HOUSE.

As "Cock House" this year the House has done very well at football; we lost Lovely and one or two others of our last year's players but managed to scrape together a fairly respectable team this year.

The idea of a 2nd XI. was welcomed and great eagerness has been shown by the junior members of the House to become members of this team.

The first match against, "Greens" was played in a heavy downpour in which the team did not show to best advantage, although winning 3-0. The next match far the 1st XI. was against "Light Blues;" this game was well contested, the team played excellently, the forwards keeping well together and the halves stopping the appeasing forwards very successfully.

The match against "Dark Blues" was very keen, the issue remaining in doubt until the last moment; here again the defence played excellently but the forwards play was rather ragged. The return match against" Dark Blues" was mast exciting and here we suffered our first defeat, losing 2-0; unfortunately, we were severely handicapped by the absence of Motley and Drayson. In this game the goalkeeper and backs played excellently, but the play of the half-backs and forwards was very poor, as they seemed to have no control aver the ball.

Turning to the 2nd XI., here we have not yet suffered defeat; the match against "Greens" was marked by an absence of interesting play and ended in a draw 0-0. Against "Light Blues," the play was keener but the team is not enthusiastic enough.

The support of the 1st. XI. has been poor. Many expressions of regret were heard amongst the members of the House when they heard of our defeat by Dark Blues, yet, in that particular match, hardly a voice was raised to support the team. Surely, if the members of the House are keen about the 1st XI. the least they can do. to. help the team is to. turn out and shout. When the 2nd XI. played, however, a few members of the 1st XI. turned out and really shouted for the House, in fact, it is noticeable that there is a great deal mare shouting far the 2nd XI. games than far the 1st XI. This is not as it should be!

In conclusion, I would remind every member of the House that the School Sports will take place in a few months and that a chap cannot train too long far these. Therefore, Reds, slog in at all sports for the sake of the House, so that, when next July comes round, the Challenge Shield may remain decorated as it is -with the Red ribbon!

M. S. STANDRING.

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COSTELLOE'S HOUSE.

Like the other Houses, "Dark Blues" have suffered heavy losses in good footballers; but the newcomers have been keen and able substitutes and we have had some good games. "Light Blues" just beat usReds just beat usbut we finally beat Reds although the victory was marred by the absence of Motley in our opponents' team. Quinlan was a fortunate "discovery" and apart from occasional fatal mistakes, he has played well.

The 2nd XI. is an interesting band. It gives the House Captain a foresight of his future XI. and provides good sport for the spectators (generally a negligible quantity). Our first match against "Light Blues" was well won., Against "Greens" we seem to be unfortunate, for in the first match we played twelve men and, in the second we played a captain who was unable to control his arms.

Out of the two elevens, Kenyon, Moorcroft, Gormley and Lewis deserve special mention. This term Kenyon and Grey are leaving, also your captain, and in his place Romney, i., has been appointed captain. Rally round him "Dark Blues!" and when I come back I hope to find the shield once more in our hands.

A.V.P.

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BROMLEY'S HOUSE.

The whole House has unanimously supported the House Captain who was newly elected this term. By this means a good 2nd XI. and a fair 1st XI. have been placed on the field.

Although we were unfortunate to lose both matches played by the 1st XI., yet we gave our opponents a good game each time. The first match in which we played Street's, we lost, 3--0, and in the second match we gave Chase's House a good game, our opponents winning the score being 2-1. Twyman is undoubtedly one of the best players in the 1st XL, while the forwards:, Browne and Spencer keep the ball well up the field.

We were rather more fortunate with our 2nd XL, this team having done extremely well in winning one match and drawing in two. The team placed on the field by Costelloe's House was very much stronger than the "Green's" team, but the former's captain had a pair of arms that he used to our advantage. Pudney, ii., is the shining light in the 2nd XI. and is to be appointed 2nd XI. captain next term. Clarke plays an extremely good game on the wings whilst Worster is a good centre-forward. Horrex and Barlow are strong backs although the former is rather clumsy.

If every member of Bromley's House showed as much enthusiasm as a certain member of the 1st XI., perhaps our sport results would be much better still. But play up "Green" House and give the others a warm time.

F.J.R.

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CHASE'S HOUSE.

The House 1st XI. has suffered rather much owing to the "Spanish Microbe." At one time, as many as five players were away, consequently no 1st XI. matches were played.

The 2nd XI. did not suffer so much. This XI. however has not gained us any points. King showed himself a fine goal keeper although he is rather small. The two Wilsons (C. and H.), played well, but two cannot do the work of five. The backs of this eleven must learn to kick hard and often.

The 1st XI. does not need so much comment. The forwards should work together more.

It must be remembered, especially by the junior member's of the House, that all members must be present, at House meetings unless they have permission to be absent.

A.W.W.

FOOTBALL NOTES.

The entrance of the Junior Football Teams into the House Championship Competition is the great feature of this term's games. The Junior matches are of no less importance than the Senior; they will, no doubt, be an important factor in deciding the final positions of the Houses in the Shield Competition, and in consequence the attention of the Captains and the support of the Houses should be given to the 2nd teams.

From the following results it will be seen that no House is unduly strong, that the games have been hardly won and well lost.

Oct. 9Red 1st, 3; Green 1st" 0. Dark Blue 2nd, 4; Light Blue 2nd, 3.

Oct. 16Light Blue 1st, 3; Dark Blue 1st, 2. Green 2nd, 0; Red 2nd, 0.

Oct 23Red 1st, 3; Light Blue 1st, 2.

Oct 30Red 1st, 2; Dark Blue 1st, 1. Green 2nd, 2; Light Blue 2nd, 0.

Nov. 13Green 2nd, 2; Dark Blue 2nd, 2. Light Blue 2nd, 1; Red 2nd, 2.

Nov 20Red 1st, 0; Dark Blue 1st, 2. Light Blue 1st, 2; Green 1st, 1.

Nov 27Dark Blue 1st, 0; Light Blue 1st, 0. Red 2nd, 1; Green 2nd, 3.


House Football Positions.

  PL. W. D. L. GOALS. F. GOALS. A. PTS.
Red 7 4 1 2 11 9 9
Dark Blue 6 2 2 2 11 10 6
Green 6 2 2 2 8 8 6
Light Blue 7 2 1 4 11 14 5

J.S.

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SPORTS' ACCOUNT, AUTUMN TERM, 1918.

RECEIPTS. £ s. d.     EXPENDITURE. £ s. d.
Balance brought forward 33 3 4½   Cadet Fund 2 0 0
Subscriptions 15 3 6   Summer Magazine 9 1 5
          Hire of Baths (1917)   7 6
          Roberts (1917)   1 10
          Thomas & Son   4 0
  48 6 10½   Picture Cord     9
Balance in Bank 36 4 2   Cash in Hand   7 2½
  £12   2   8½     £12    2    8½
Audited and found correct,  

J. SLATER.

G. DEVENISH THOMAS.

 

Hon. Tres

1st CADET COMPANY C.P. (F.) R.E.

The present term has been a time of much activity for the Company, orders at short notice the usual experience, but in spite of these the Cadets have accomplished their duties satisfactorily. There have been processions and processions, in the former of which it has been our duty to take part. It is reported that the marching and general appearance of the contingent on these occasions have been satisfactory, and the work of the Junior Cadets in these directions is fully appreciated.

The Company is too lose its Q.M.S. this term, a loss which will be much felt. From the official recognition of the Company, Q.M.S. Perry has been a credit too it and there is no doubt that his future success is well assured.

There will be need, in the near future, of efficient N.C.O.'s., Corporals and Sergeants who have their Cadet work at heart. These positions are to be reached by merit alone and the opportunity is here taken to advise greater attendances at evening parades for instruction in the various branches of the work. In the recent examination in Map Reading and Field Geometry, Cpl. Scarlett and Lee.-Cpl. Pudney did some excellent papers which were set on the work covered in the classes conducted by Sgt. Ryeland.

The following promotions have appeared in Orders:

To rank of C.Q.M.S.Sgt. Perry.

To rank of Corporal.2nd Corpl. Hart.

To rank of Lance-Corporal.Cadet Spencer.

To the Cadets who have left the School, the Company expresses its best wishes for success: C.Q.M.S. Lovely, Corpl. F. Wood, Corpl. R. Wood, Corpl. Le Sage, Cadets Wilbraham, Lywood, Igglesden, Watts, Wraight, Sale.

The following have joined the Company this term:Kirby, Gunn, Topham.

J.B.

LITERARY COMPETITIONS.

The Literary Competitions have not, been an unqualified success. In fact in several classes the entries were so poor that the Committee rejected them all.

The following have been selected and are given below:

1. Open to Forms V. and VI.Sonnet on Admiral Sir Roger KeyesC. Hillier, V.

2. Open to allAn Original School StoryTo H. Burton, II.c.

3. Open to Forms I. and II.Letter to Editor describing your first term at School-E. T. Lewis, IIb.

4. Open to allMissing name letterOnly correct solution. Andrews, II .C.

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CLASS I.
SONNET TO SIR ROGER KEYES.

'Tis evening now, and in the gathering shade,

I sit alone, alone, yet not, alone,

For though from earth my mind's fleet thoughts have flown

And sunset's roseate hues full quickly fade,

A vision see I of the Narrow Seas

Where Nelson, gazing from his Heavenly home,

Sees with approval, watching o'er the foam,

His modern counterpart, Sir Roger Keyes.
Lords, Lawyers, Statesmen, men of high degree.
Wealthy and poor alike, both great and low

Trust, with a mighty faith, the man they know

Will thousand-fold requite that trust: for he

Is Duty's champion, mighty Valour's lord,

Fair England's stern protector, Dover's, sword!

C. HILLIER (v.).

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CLASS II.
JACK DAVISON, SCHOOL BOY VENTRILOQUIST.

"Great Scott,! Here comes Davison. I didn't think he was coming back this term." "Neither did I; but we'll have some fun with old Spain the new 'Nature' master." The speakers were Masters Lee and Green, of Crichton House School!. "Hi! you fellows come and shake hands," came the voice of Davison, ventriloquist. Lee and Green sauntered up to Davison. "Hello!" they said "have you forgotten ventriloquism?" By now some seventy boys had entered the play-ground when a few bell-notes rose above the noise; there was a general rush by all, except Davison, to the building. (You may have guessed that it was Davison's imitation bell call). As the crowd neared the building they were met by a master who asked what, the rush was for. A boy explained that they had heard the bell. "The bell has not rung," said the master, "but as I am just about to ring it you may go in."

In the Nature class that morning the new teacher had just settled down, when three or four birdcalls came from the windowsill. "Well I never!" exclaimed the teacher, "I was just going to talk about birds." He then went to the window and looked out. Again the calls came, this time from under his elbow. "Well, I see no birds," said the teacher, drawing in his head. "The birds are inside I think, sir," said Davison. The calls, the next time they came, seemed, to come from the ceiling. "Davison! write me twenty lines of your best writing," said the teacher. "Writing!" seemed to come as an echo from all parts of the room. "Really, I must speak about this to the Head, the room must be haunted." As he said this a dismal moan came from a corner. "What's that" said the teacheras white as death. "I did not hear anything, sir," said Davison. At that moment the bell rang. "Well," said Davison, as the teacher left the room; "We'd best not try this again, or we'll all get caned. "Yes," said one of the boys "We've had about enough fun to last us to-day." So ended the new teacher's first lesson at Crichton House School.

T. H. BURTON (IIc).

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CLASS III.
LETTER TO EDITOR.

DOVER COUNTY SCHOOL,

Nov. 21st, 1918.

DEAR EDITOR.

Having been fortunate enough to win a Scholarship, I started my first term at the Dover County School on September 19th, 1918. I was rather dreading fresh associates, but I found the boys were friendly, and the form mistresses kind. I like my lessons, especially mathematics and geography. The School itself is a splendid building and I found the Art Room particularly interesting. I am in Form II.b with most of the Scholarship boys. Being fond of sport I was delighted to be chosen to play in the 2nd XI. football team. I should like to see Dark Blues top House. I find a quick walk too and fro from School, good exercise, and it keeps me fit for football. I was very much attached to my late School, and shall in time, no doubt, feel the same towards my present School. Now that the sandbags are being removed, it gives the School a nicer and better appearance.

Believe me,

Yours truly,

E. T. LEWIS.

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CLASS IV.
MISSING NAME LETTER.

DEAR SMITH,

As it is some Weeks since I wrote, I have a Goode deal to tell you. We are now in tents on the borders of the Sherwood forest, one of the most Lovely parts of England.

You say you are short of Cole and Wood. There is plenty of the latter here. Several of the old forest Lawes are still observed and taking timber is one of them. Despite that Law there are frequent robberies made by Young men. One Day last week some were brought before the, O.C. He lined them up in a Roe and made them Pay for what they had taken. The country looks beautiful. There is little Green on the trees now, but the Browne and Scarlett make a pretty picture.

Life in camp is not all Bliss. There is much to do which is dull and hard but it, really looks as if the End were in view.

What Luck if I get home in time for Christmas. I'm just longing to be in Dover again, to hear the Waters on the Beach, and to see the old Castle Walls. I hear from Dad that Mother is Ayling, and looks very frail. Her hair is Gray now, almost White and her back is Bent. She wants me at home, to take care of her. The King inspected us yesterday. I was Wriight by the flag and saw him well. He said it was a great Joy to see us. He told us he was going to Read us a message from G.H.Q. You can guess haw we cheered.

Thanks very much far those cigarettes. I like that Brand.

With kind regards,

Yours truly,

D.C.S.

CHRISTMAS.

Christmas is here once again accompanied by those numerous practices which make glad the hearts of the young and the old, the rich and the poor; the carols, the games, the pudding, the mince-pies, everything which makes Christmas the most keenly anticipated day in the whale year.

Although this festival is celebrated an 25th December, the real date of Christ's nativity has been utterly lost. We must admit with regret that although the date of the Crucifixion can be fixed with tolerable accuracy, the date of the nativity is entirely unknown.

One of the ancient customs which characterise Christmas is the annual practice of giving Christmas boxes. The name arises from the fact that at Christmas-tide of old, the Church poor-box was carried round and the proceeds distributed among those who were considered worthy of the house-holders' consideration. The practice of sending Christmas cards, however, is a modern institution. The first genuine Christmas card was sent in 1844 and it is believed the sender was W. E. Dobson, R.A. He had a friend, for wham he desired to show his esteem and, it being Christmas, he sent him a sketch an a piece of Bristol-board, about twice the size of a modern letter-card, depicting a family group toasting absent friends among appropriate surroundings. And from this small beginning, the idea now so largely utilised, was developed.

Christmas carols, commemorating the song of the angels in the gospel narrative, are still universally sung. Many of them are very old, for instance the following carol, which is as old as it is quaint and excellent:—

God rest you, merry gentlemen,

Let nothing you dismay,

For Jesus Christ, our Saviour,

Was born an Christmas day.

A.T.

ON WAKING ON A SUNDAY MORNING.

The first thing that wakes up is the mind, with the thought that at last, after a hard week's work, one can have an extra half-hour in bed. The body then comes to life and stretches out the limbs feeling as if there were nothing better.

Then one ear wakes and the clattering of plates on the breakfast table is heard. Then one eye half-opens and little things, such as the clothes lying on the chair beside the bed, are seen, but when the other eye is opened and the head is turned, several articles of furniture came into view. Then a hand is pushed under the pillow, and, with much grunting, a watch is pulled out and the time ascertained by a ray of sunlight coming through a hole in the blind.

Next the nose wakes up and asks to be wiped as it has not been attended to far the last twelve hours. Last the mouth and voice become alert and answer "Yes, mother," to the question "Are you awake, sonny?"

G. H. YOUDEN (iv. a.).

SHAKESPEARE UP-TO-DATE.

Influenza.

Even so quickly may one catch the plague."

Twelfth Night, I., 3.
 

The Kaiser.
"God made him and therefore let him pass far a man"

Merchant of Venice, I., 2.
 

W.R.N.S.
"Look where the youngest wren of nine comes."

Twelfth Night, III., 2.
 

War Bread.
"Now good digestion wait an appetite."

Macbeth, III., 4.


Daylight Saving.
"We burn daylight,."

Merry Wives of Windsor, II., 1.


Meatless Day.
Shylock: "May I speak with Antonio?"

Bassanio: "If it please you to dine with us."

Shylock: "Yes, to smell pork!"

Merchant of Venice, I., 3.


Air Raid

"Some airy devil hovers in the sky, And pours down mischief."

King John, III., 2.
 

Lighting Restrictions.
"How far that little candle throws his beams."

Merchant of Venice, V., 1.
 

Magazine Contribution.
"Devise wit! write pen! for I am for whole volumes in folio."

Love's Labour's Lost, I., 2.


Holidays

"If all the year were playing holidays

To sport would be as tedious as to work."

Henry IV., Pt. I., I., 2.
 

Fire Alarm.

"Silence that dreadful bell."

Othello, II., 3.
 

Peace

"Peace lives again: That she may long live here, God say amen!"

Richard III., V., 4.

O.M.R.

AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OAK TREE.

I am a common oak tree. I started life on a patch of grass, near Hastings in the year A.D. 1018. At that time, as my mother told me afterwards, Canute was reigning. My mother was cut down in the year 1043, therefore I know little of her. I was surrounded by my brothers and sisters of whom I had ten. None of these was born on this patch of grass but on the earth surrounding. I can remember well the battle of Senlac, on 14th October, 1066. I had several arrows shot into my bark but they were pulled out by some boys after the fight. The next thing I remember was six of my brothers and sisters being cut down to build ships to fight the Spaniards, in the year 1584. I was many times robbed of my acorns; probably they were used for feeding pigs at a farm close by. I was not actually on the farm lands, but on a piece of waste ground that the farmer had not troubled to cultivate. When the news of the destruction of the Armada was heard, a number of branches from my sisters were cut down and lit up. Years rolled on, and I noticed particularly the change of dress, language, transport and custom of the people who passed by on the main road which ran within 300 yards of me. This road curved round to the farm-house and from there on to Hastings. Two hundred and seventeen years passed, and I Am now full grown. I am alone, and am included in the town of Hastings. Of course, the farm does not, now exist. I was robbed of my lower branches for bonfires to celebrate, the victory of Trafalgar. People were cheering, but at, the same time mourning the loss of Lord Nelson. I am exposed to the attack of many insects. When Victoria was crowned Queen I witnessed many exciting scenes. The ground I am now on is included in the garden of a rich gentleman who lighted me up with lanterns that night. The years rolled peacefully on, until 1914, when the Great War commenced. Then I was cut down to make trench-props with my wood. I was sent to a factory in London and there prepared for the use in the trenches. Afterwards I was shipped across to France and transported to the firing line. I was used a great deal in the trenches in Mons but one day the German mined these trenches and I was blown to pieces. Luckily no lives were lost. As I have lived so long I think my life story will interest its readers.

D. YOUNG (ii.a).

THE KAISER'S LAMENT.

I want you my Hun-ny, yes I do,

You promised me you'd always be so true,

My moustache is drooping sadly

But would stand erect so gladly

If only I could journey back to you

I left you in a hurry, Hun-ny dear,

And much against my will, I greatly fear;
If I'd gone five years before

There would not have been a war

And you'd perhaps have mourned me with a tear.

A.H. (iii.a).

COUNTRY FOLK.

During the summer I spent part of my holiday in the country with my uncle, who is a gentleman-farmer. I have always noticed the difference between town and country folk but I think the people of the village at which I was staying were the limit for country manners. The village is about seven miles west of Ashford and although small, the houses extend over a large area.

When I walked out for the first time, children came out to stare at me and after having looked at me for some time they went in and told their mothers about me, so that all the time I had an uncomfortable feeling that I was the object of many eyes.

The next day it was known throughout the village who I was and I was asked all sorts of questions about Dover and was told how brave the Dover people were to stay in the town. In two or three days I knew nearly everyone in the village.

The first Sunday I was there I went to the village church and I could scarcely keep from laughing at the singing. The choir consisted of old men and the village lads who sang with all their might. After the evening service people congratulated themselves and the choir on the splendid anthem which was sung and I was asked if town choirs could sing so well. To this day I don't know what the anthem was!

One afternoon someone came in and told us breathlessly to go out and look at the Zeppelin. We ran out and saw an airship which seemed to be over Maidstone and, before long, five others appeared. Then there were some heavy explosions.

In about five minutes the news had taken wing over the whole village and the cry of "Zeppelins" was in everyone's mouth. The explosions continued until dusk and then the airships vanished in the evening mist.

The people still believe they saw six Zeppelins, but they were only English airships going for a flight, and the explosions were probably caused by gun practice.

These are only a few of the peculiarities of the villagers, but on the whole I spent a most enjoyable holiday with them.

C.A.D.

MY VISIT TO H.M.S. "VINDICTIVE."

After the naval fight at Zeebrugge the Vindictive, although badly battered, managed to get back to Dover harbour under her own steam. I saw her there while she was being got ready for sinking at Ostend. Her funnels and upper structure were riddled with holes made by machine-guns as well as holes torn in them by large shells. The decks were being cleared, of splinters, refuse and flame-throwers which had been destroyed during the action. The fore part and bridge was shielded with sandbags and mats. Large gangways, that had been built, for the crew to land easily, had been very badly knocked about and in some cases completely destroyed. The lower deck could not be very well viewed from the quay side, but the sights can be better imagined than set down here.

G.W.(ii.a).

YE CHRONICLES OF YE DUG-OUT.

Now, behold, at, ye beginning of ye terme ye official edict did go forthe that ye name of oure residence should be called ye Dug-Out; before it had been withoute an official name so that now we have ye Chronicles of ye Dug-Out instead of ye Chronicles of ye Welle.

At ye commencement of ye terme did ye Chief Overlorde send forth a notice that ye valiant and noble, men of ye Sixth Forme should not have markes for their work, however, after about a weeke one of ye Overladyes did express herself as dissatisfied with ye worke of certaine warriors and behold ye Chief Overlorde did calle a Staff Meeting for those Overlordes and Overladyes connected with ye Dug-Out. After a lengthy discussion it was decided, that ye warriors shoulde be rewarded by means of ye letteres E, G, F and N. At this decision much waylinge and gnashing of teeth was herde in ye Dug-Out but to no purposalso was not ye mighty ruler's object achieved in that ye worke did, continue as before?

This terme did certain of ye warriors commence to studye "Stinks" for their warrefare, and there, L ensued much breakynge of glasse and much worrye to ye Lord Mathos, who was in charge of ye classe.

Also a few dayes after ye opening of ye tenne did ye Dug-Out become an armoury in that manye rifles did make their appearance and were found lyinge aboute everywhere, and with these rifles were all invaders repelled.

Shortly afterwardes did King Cinq send his men and did laye holde on St. Gadrin, Seurl, Hamlep and Lingay and behold, at 10.45 a.m. or after worke in ye afternoon did two of these lusty warriors sally forthe armed each with a payre of gauntlets and entering a stone court did smite with immense vigour a smalle ball, to ye intense interest of certaine smalle boys.

And it came to pass after a fewe weeks did the two mightiest warriors Yrpre and St. Gadrin go forth to wage warre against King Army Xam., but King Flu, who hadde declared warre against ye worlde, did laye violent handes on St. Gadrin ye daye before ye commencement of hostilities and Yrpre had to wage single combat for ye honour of ye Sixth. Ye King Flu aforementioned did send his army oute to do its worste and violent handes were laid on so many of ye noble warriors and of ye serfs in ye School, that notices had to be placed in eache roome giving instructions howe to overcome ye assaults of ye warriors of King Flu, who did fight by stealth.

About this time it was decided that certayne of ye warriors shoulde performe a sketch for a concert to be shortly helde; therefore there was much rejoicing thereat and after that ye copies of ye sketche did arrive there was never any more peace in ye lande. In one corner was Landrye, ye retired major, who did go about upsetting desks and dealynge destruction everywhere; in another corner was Eloc, ye Frenche manne, who did make love to Hamlep and did cause much amusement therebye.

On Saturday evenings, also, did ye noble men of ye Sixth Forme attend a Literary Society, and there did listen to or read ye works of ye illustrious Shakespere or Sheridan and other noble men of ye bye-gone dayes.

On Monday, ye eleventh daye of November, at eleven o'clock of ye morninge were two banges heard and then ye syrenes did go and there was muche noise, for at this moment ye Greate European Warre did cease. Then was there much joy and after much howlynge ye School did cease work for ye mornynge and did go forth into ye towne to aide in ye setting off of fireworks and in ye General Festivities.

As I write ye hired mercenaries of ye Dover Corporation are removing ye sandbagges from ye School so that no longer shall men call us ye valiant warriors of ye Dug-Out; it therefore behoves ye officials to determine another name for ye noble residence of ye Sixth Forme.

"ST. GADRIN."

"FUR BEARING ANIMALS OF CANADA."

On October 3rd, 1918, Sub-Lieutenant Hutchinson, R.N., gave a lecture to the boys of this School on the fur bearing animals of Canada. He said that there are three kinds of bears in Canada, black, cinnamon and grizzly. The habits of the former two are, for the moot part, alike. They come out in the summer months in search of food, but all through the winter months, they live in the hollows at the roots of old trees and feed on the salt, which they obtain by licking their paws. These two bears inhabit North.

West Canada, and as a rule are afraid of human beings. The grizzly bear is altogether different, although he inhabits the same regions. He lives out an the year round, and is a very formidable enemy when roused.

The next animal spoken of was the wolf. In Canada there are two kinds of wolves, the timber and the coyote,. Both kinds have a very keen sense of smell, and will not touch anything that has come into contact with human beings. The timber wolf is very much afraid of man, and generally keeps as far away from him as he can, while the coyote will attack the farmhouses and carry off pigs and poultry. Both kinds are very difficult to catch especially the timber as you cannot get near enough to shoot them, and if you poison food, their sense of smell tells them that human beings have touched it.

The next animal of importance in Canada, Lieutenant Hutchinson said, was the weasel. The weasel is a very curious animal and is very difficult to catch. In the winter months the skin of the weasel changes to the colour of the snow, except for a little black spot under the tip of the tail, which serves as a guide to the young. If a weasel is spotted by another animal in winter, it curls up its tail so that it, cannot be seen against, the snow.

But of all the animals in Canada, beavers are the most difficult to catch. They have a very keen sense of hearing. When a community of beavers gather together, they first build a dam. For this purpose they select a stream about six or eight feet in diameter and then set to work. One of the number keeps watch, while the rest cut down trees and gather rushes. They sink the logs to the bottom of the stream, and tie them down with the rushes, then they fix another log down, and then another until they have completed the dam.

When this is finished they build their houses, with two stories in them, one to live in, and one in which they store their fish. The door of the house is under water, as a protection against invasion by other animals. When they have completed their houses, one of the beavers swims up stream, and chases the fish down, while the others catch them as they try to escape' through the hole left by the side of the bank. If they are interrupted in their work the sentinel dives into the water, with his tail flat, so that, it hits the water with a sharp crack, this is the signal for the others to dive in and swim down stream, as fast as they can go.

C.S. (iv.a).

THE MATHEMATICIAN.

A mathematician went walking one day,

To see if the buttercups flower'd in May,

    For the first differential

    Of Equipotential

Increased in a second'ry way.

He looked in his book on "Pressure" and read,

If we substitute "x " in the equation, for "z,"

    We obtain as the moment

    The partial exponent

Of  "a" cos theta instead.

But if we bisect the perimeter B,

By a conical curve with a focus at C,

    The Corollary states

    That the moment of weights

"L" and "m," are the same as at "d."

The mathematician felt sorry and sad,

For his permutations were frightfully bad,

    And he hopped and he danced

    And he bellowed and pranced.
(From which you will see he was mad.)

Then he uttered a shrill and a terrible cry,

 "I think I've gone mad, so I'm going to die."

    And instead of a tonic,

    He swallowed a conic

And died with a tabular sigh.

Now a warning all people should take from this song.
If your mind is not very, abnormally, strong.
    Don't trouble your nerves

    With the functions of curves,

Or your body won't, last, very long.

"X."

THE CADETS ON NOVEMBER 11th.

By a strange coincidence, Dover's "Gun Week" commenced on the same day that the Armistice was signed. While the Cadets were rehearsing in the playground, the instruments of war gave out the glad news. At 11.20 a.m. the Cadets paraded, and marched to the Town Hall, followed by a crowd of admiring schoolfellows. Here they waited a full half-hour, before the procession started. They passed through crowds of admiring people, receiving many "complimentary" remarks. On arriving outside the Granville Gardens, they were placed by a "ruined chapel." Another half-hour, and, they marched up the Sea Front, and along Maison Dieu Road. They reached School at 1.15 and went home to a well earned meal.

G.B.G. (iv.a).

THE ARRIVAL OF THE FIRST "PRISONERS."

At 2.20 p.m., on Sunday, November 17th, 1918, old, historic Dover was aroused by the sound of steam whistles and syrens, and it became known that some of the newly repatriated English prisoners had arrived from the German occupied territory of Belgium. I made my way to the Sea Front in time to see a transport moving slowly up to the Admiralty Pier. From there I made my way to the Crosswall, via the docks, where the ships were making as much noise as possible as a greeting to the returning heroes. After I had secured a good position I settled down to await events.

About, twenty minutes had elapsed when enthusiastic cheering broke from every throat, as His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales, accompanied, by his aide-de-camp, drove past in a car. Closely following, in another car, came His Worship the Mayor. accompanied by the official Mace Bearer and the Borough Organist.

After another short lapse of time several over-loaded motor-ambulances passed, bearing some of the happy heroes. They all wore a happy smile and looked remarkably well. They were singing, waving flags, hats, hands and handkerchiefs, and doing their utmost to show their appreciation of the welcome which was given them by the crowd, who were cheering, and the boats which were still screeching. From then until about five o'clock, came a fairly continuous stream of motor lorries laden with men waving German helmets, and Iron Crosses, and all wearing a happy smile.

I must not fail to describe a little mêlee which occurred during the afternoon. Somehow the lads had managed to lay hands on a sack of potatoes and had deposited quantities of them in two motor lorries. Whilst on their way to the top of Castle Bill the occupants of these lorries commenced hostilities, contrary to the Armistice, greatly to the, amusement, of the passers-by.

It was growing late and was very cold, and knowing the "Editor would expect an account of the happenings, I made my way home, where I found warmth, but alas no buttered toast.

A.J.

THE SOUTH AFRICAN MISSION FIELD.

One of the most interesting lectures we have had this term was Rev. C. Hutt's on Missionary Work in South Africa, he having spent twenty one years in that country. He began by saying that great difficulty was experienced as regards the language. There are Zulus, Malays, Dutch, etc., who all speak slightly different languages. To be a successful missionary you want to make a complete study of the language before beginning to preach. He, Mr. Hutt, originally went out as a teacher to the native children. He related his first experience in preaching to the natives. Having taken a holiday he went to church. The preacher had not arrived and he was asked to preach. He refused, not knowing the language. But, at length he was prevailed upon and his sermon was delivered through an interpreter. A great drawback is the great distance from one town to another, the distance being sometimes over 400 miles. The roads between them are very rough, sometimes being only mere sand tracks through the veldt.

At the Johannesburg mines missionaries are much needed. Blacks go to work far about six months and then go home. While they are at the mines they are taught the Gospel. They go back to their kraals and spread it abroad among their fellow tribesmen.

He said that the parishes there are gigantic, same being the size of Kent. Missionaries sometimes travel great distances to see a white man, to show him that the Church has not forgotten him. He described an incident where a Padre of the Railway Mission travelled 22,000 miles to see one white settler. It was noticed that Mr. Hutt wore the South African War ribbon. Altogether he gave a highly interesting lecture which was greatly appreciated.

R. SPENCER

HOW THE NEWS OF THE ARMISTICE WAS RECEIVED AT DOVER.

At the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, Dover knew of the downfall of a great Empire.

The syren screeched its sang and the guns were firing incessantly, star shells floated in the air and Church bells began ringing.

The streets were crowded with people who shouted so much that they were hoarse for days after.

Soon there were flags flying from nearly all houses and shops.

In the evening the street lamps which had been so long unused, were lighted. Fireworks were sold, and an every hill, rockets were sent off.

Everyone in Dover was very excited an that day, which will never be forgotten in our lifetime. The excitement lasted through the week, especially as it was Gun Week and everyone was urged to buy war bonds.

F.G. (iii-b)

TOMMY ATKINS BIDS FAREWELL TO HIS RIFLE.

"When this blinkin' war is over,

Oh, haw happy I shall be,

When I get my civvy clothes on

No mare soldierin' for me"

and so an, as Tammy, trudging along with his equipment and rifle, sings with loveable cheerfulness. Will he miss the 9¼lbs. (the weight of the rifle)? It is his "constant companion," his "best friend," and it is invaluable in the fighting line.

Every morning it goes through the same old "routine" of being cleaned, a process involving much intimate connection with an oily rag. During the day he has "sloped arms," "ordered arms," "presented arms" and what, not, following faithfully the routine which enables him to "chuck it abaht."

I wander if, when he, exchanges it, far a far lighter weapon, which is said to be greater than the sward, he will forget his "constant friend." He is already weary of having to clean and shine it till he can see the reflection of his face in it. Yes, he's very weary of soldiering, but he will never forget the time when he shouldered a gun.

W. ENGLAND (ii.a)

DOVER CASTLE.

Dover Castle!

That name sends a thrill through every person living in Dover. One looks with awe at that grim looking castle. If only its walls could speak! What tales they could tell us of things that have happened within its walls! The Castle itself is divided into several parts and perhaps it will be as well if each of these is treated separately.

 

The New Entrance.

Crossing the draw bridge one reaches the interior of the fortifications. On the left are the subterranean Barracks, while an the right is the Castle Hospital. Continuing onward still further, one finds oneself looking at the, old Roman Pharos, which is supposed to be the oldest relic of the Romans in the country.

 

The Roman Fortress.

This only consisted of the earthwork of the Britons perfected. No Saxon walls were there then; only the Pharos lifted its head above the chalky heights. The whole fort, was only 50 yards wide and 150 yards long, so it can be seen how many changes the fortress has undergone since those times.

The Pharos, one of the oldest parts of the Castle, was cased with flints, but these are wearing away, leaving the original Roman work as good as ever.

 

The Norman Fortress.

The Normans enlarged the Castle almost to its present size. Their forts took the form of towers, the chief of which are:

Cannon's Gate, which is a few yards from the cliff, Astic Tower, Hugh de Porth's. Tower, The Constables' Tower and Avaranche's Tower which is one of the most perfect Norman works still existing.

Under the Castle are numerous passages which would facilitate the defence of the Castle.

 

The Keep.

The Keep was, perhaps, the most important part, of the Castle. A single glance tells one that it was meant for a stern use, and not for ornament. It is a massive structure, with walls 24 feet thick and about 90 feet high. Ascending the steps on the south side, one comes to King John's Chapel, while a little distance from it is a well, which King Harold was supposed to have given to the Duke of Normandy. The number of Royal visitors to the Castle is large; practically every English sovereign having visited it at some time or other.

But to come to more modern times. It is extraordinary to think that Dover Castle is still in existence after these four years of war. The town has suffered many air raids and bombardments, but the Castle is still there to keep a watchful eye over the sea.

One has heard many things told about the Castle during the war, but there is nothing to tell us if these are true; those silent walls keep their secret faithfully.

Dover Castle! There it stands, an emblem of the might of Great Britain and her still mightier Empire.

R.G.H.

CAMPING OUT.

It was in the summer holidays a year or two ago that a half a. dozen boys, myself included, set out for a camping ground which we knew, some four miles from the town.

As we trudged along laden with such necessaries as the tent, blankets, cooking vessels, etc., we were overtaken by a cart with a plump, jovial, old farmer on the driving board. Seeing that we were fairly heavily laden he offered to give us a lift, as far as we were going.

All went well and in due time we arrived at our destination. As we left the farmer, he said that he thought there was going to be some bad. weather and advised us to pitch our tent as quickly as possible.

Sure enough, hardly had we driven the pegs in and prepared everything, than the rain began to pelt as if "the Flood" were about to be re-enacted.

The rest, of the day we had to spend in the tent, and by midnight we were feeling jolly uncomfortable; the tent was a good canvas one, but the rain was so heavy that if we happened to touch it a perfect shower of water would be sprinkled over us. By six o'clock in the morning the rain had stopped and the sun was shining brightly, but the boys that emerged from the tent looked like scarecrows, everything was soaked. At sunset, however, matters had improved a little. The day had been hot and we had taken advantage of it to dry our things.

After this somewhat wretched beginning, the days were comparatively fine. We would buy our provisions from a neighbouring farm early in the morning, and the rest, of the day we would spend preparing meals, gathering berries, nesting or playing games.

Near to the tent was a wasps' nest which caused no end of trouble. The smoke from our fire disturbed them and wherever you went you were sure to find a few wasps. They got in the milk, the jam, and our clothes, and if you sat down on the grass it was most probable you would find one.

One of our number was rather nervous, and would, often during the night call out to us, and having made us wake up, would swear that he had seen a skinny hand at the tent door. One night his fears were well founded for an old cow, apparently thinking that she had found a good home, started to come in, but she soon discovered that she had come to the wrong house for she was met by a volley of boots.

Several nights we were awakened by air raids, but beyond an occasional buzzing and banging there were very few signs that there was anything happening.

After a fortnight of fine weather we again began to feel the effects of the English climate, and after two days under conditions similar to the first night we decided to pack up and "make tracks" for Dover.

G. QUINLAN (iv.a.).

MERIT LIST.

Form V.Twyman, Tomlin.
Form IVa.Gilbert (2), Scarlett, Strugnell, Arter.
Form IIIa.Roberts (2), Henney, Taylor.
Form IIa.Motley, Hunt, Romney (2).
Form IIb.Lewis (2), H. Clunn, W. Clunn, Dixon, Goldup, Haynes, Jones, Langridge, Roe, Smith, Shepherd, Wellard.
Form IIc.Gunn (2), Barlow (2), Dellbridge (2), Burton, Manley, Andrews, Saville, Minshull.
I.Hadlow

SPARKS FROM THE CLASS ROOM.

"Nature has provided berries on bushes and shrubs, such as holly berries and most of them go away to warmer countries."

 

"Boys should be kept from attending race-horsings."

 

"Eagerly drinking in the summer wind and the music of the birds. . . . . . ."

 

"On the bottom of the berries are scars which used to be the thorax."

 

"Example of wading birds, Herod,"

 

"Mr. Whitehouse has adopted some fowls."

 

"He left the shop. "Il gouche la boutique.

 

"He saw the house." Il scie la maison.

 

"Without paying." Il ne donna pas du coin.