No. 87. MARCH, 1938. VOL. XXVIII.

FIAT LUX.

CONTENTS.

Balance Sheet   Library Notes
Old Pharosians' Football Club   A London Letter
Welcome Snow   Photographic Society
The School Concert   Merit List
School Rugby   1st Cadet Company C.P. (F.) R.E.
House Notes   Arts and Crafts Society
Ye Chronicle   His Last Bow
The Hardy Perennial   Sixth form Debating Society
Parents' Association   School Societies' Accounts
The Big Drum   Don't be Downhearted
School Notes   Toc-H.
Take Out Your Atlas   Gleanings
Spring   The Best Part of the Civil Service Examination
A Minority Viewpoint   Valete
Caught   My Flight


Unfortunately the information from page and page 2 are missing from the archives. If anyone should happen across this copy, I would certainly be very please to borrow it for the information.


The Secretary will be pleased to receive news of Old Boys for inclusion in The Pharos.

L. H. R. ABBOTT (Hall. Sec.).

Balance Sheet
for the Year 1st August, 1936, to 31st July, 1937.

RECEIPTS. £ s. d.    EXPENDITURE. £ s. d.
Balance at Bank, 15/10/1936—               Mr. W. H. Darby (Pharos A/c.)       12 10 0

Current Account

  £19    6    3          Grand Hotel Co., Ltd. (Annual Dinner)       5 19 0

Deposit Account

1 0 0         Messrs. G. and A. Clark, Ltd. (Wreath for 11th Nov.)       0 10 6
          20    6    3    Loss on Re-union.       3 11 0
Subscriptions       14 5 0   Secretarial Expenses       2 0 3
Interest on 3½% War Stock       1 15 0   Cash at Bank—            
Sale of Annual Dinner Tickets       5 19 0   Current Account    £16    14    6       
                Deposit Account 1 0 0      
                  17 14 6
          £42    5    3              £42    5    3 
                             
ASSETS. £ s. d.    LIABILITIES. £ s. d. 
3½% War Stock       £50 0 0   Pharos Account       7 10 0
                Due to Mr. R. A. Cook       5 7 4
                        £12 17 4
Examined and found correct,    

L. H. R. ABBOTT, Hon. Sec.

 

G. E. HARROW Hon. Treas.,

Old Pharosians' Football Club.

    The Club has had a very successful season, and although recent defeats by Dover Loco and Wyndham Rovers have pushed us back to fourth place in the League Table, the team has shown more promise than of recent years. Our League record to date is as under:—

        Goals
 Played.  Won.  Drawn.  Lost.  For.  Against.

    The prospects for next season are good, but new players will be required, especially to repair the loss of Jenkins and Suter, to whom our very best wishes go in their new careers.
    It is hoped that there will be a good attendance at the Annual General Meeting at the School at 8 p.m. on Friday, 6th May.

E. H. BAKER (Hon. Sec.).

WELCOME, SNOW!

Here is a wintry spell again,
A welcome change from mist and rain.
For now the keen north winds do blow,
And bring us lots of healthy snow.

Our fathers talk of days gone by,
And boast of deeds of  "do or die,"
When off to school they had to go,
Through many feet of frozen snow.

Yet when snow comes I plainly see
My father is quite scared of me.
If in my hands I roll some snow,
He quickly has somewhere to go.

So now there is a fall of snow
We have a chance to let them know
That boys are now as tough as they
Pretend that they were in their day.

R. D. CRUST (Upper 11.).

THE SCHOOL CONCERT.

    Before we had had a moment to calm our storm-battered wits, we were confronted at the entrance to the Hall by a beautiful product of the Art Room, and a commercially-minded youth held out his right hand in orthodox flag-day fashion. We bought our programme and settled down. The Junior Dramatic Society opened the proceedings, and despite the howling of the gale, gave yet another highly successful performance. Full of sparkling wit and humour, The Invisible Crown expressed its serious message in a very forceful manner. Every member of the large caste played his part well, the main characters, "King Konseet," "Puff," and the others reaching a very high standard.
    The senior play, The Ghost of Jerry Bundler, came on at the very height of the gale. This was most unfortunate, as it prevented the opening part from being heard as distinctly at the back of the Hall as it had been at the dress rehearsal. However, as the storm abated its fury the actors contrived to make themselves heard. In a way the eerie howling of the wind formed a realistic background to the ghostly drama enacted on the stage, "Dr. Leek" passing ironic comment on the weather, "What a lovely night!"
    Outstanding were P. G. Ewer, as the inevitable waiter; R. J. Fox, who proved himself worthy of a larger part; and G. L. Watt, who with his "too, too solid flesh" made a realistic pseudo-ghost as well as a perfect "cad." The hard work of P. E. Philpott and H. W. Bond behind the scenes was responsible for the skilful setting and lighting, which greatly enhanced the appreciation of the play.
    At half-time players changed ends, and the audience had to face the music. Variety was the idea which governed the arrangement of the musical items on the programme. The organ solos by D. J. Andrews and F. E. Davies showed that at least two of our boys have acquired a high standard of skill on that instrument. A novel item on the programme, and one which proved exceedingly popular, was a trombone solo by R. W. Haines. Another innovation was a bass solo, "Linden Lea," by P. N. Howarth, and this, too, was greatly appreciated. Still another outstanding performance was the violin solo by C. H. Kahn, who played the "Romanza in F," and interpreted Beethoven to us in a way that very few schoolboys could have equalled. The "Londonderry Air" was rendered by P. E. Buss and E. Mummery with all its old sweetness and charm; while R. Flood, R. Winter, R. Fox and O. Killick sang "Liebestraume," by Liszt, with great effect. "Fiat Lux," written by Miss Rookwood and set to music by Mr. Willis, was well rendered by the trebles. In the marches played by the Orchestra there was contrast of style; great praise was earned for the way in which they played Sousa's "Liberty Bell." The Orchestra also accompanied the Choir in the march from "Tannhauser," and in the Choral Dance from "Prince Igor." Hearty congratulations must be offered to G. L. Watt for the way in which he conducted the Choir and Orchestra during the evening. In conclusion, we must thank the Musical and Dramatic Societies for a very fine all-round entertainment, wishing them every success in future efforts of a similar nature.

J.R.

SCHOOL RUGBY.

    At the beginning of the year the School looked as if it would be very hard up for Rugger players, but the team has worked hard together and has just finished the best season the Rugger team has yet experienced, having won 7 matches and lost only 1.
    The best game came at the beginning of the season, when we played the R.A.F. from Hawkinge, although they were by far the stronger side, and eventually beat the School by 27 points to nil, the School three-quarters learnt a lot, which proved very valuable as the season progressed. Unfortunately our return match with them had to be cancelled, but I feel sure that we would have put up a much better show towards the end of the season.
    It is to be noticed that the team has collected a group of spectators who have loyally turned up to support it at every home match.
    The team has been as follows:—
A. W. W
OODS.—His handling is safe and kicking accurate, while he rarely fails to bring down his man.
D. J. K
NIGHTS.—Has played well, but should learn to run harder for the line and pass before being tackled.
K. B. H
ICKMAN.—Plays well in attack, but should go harder in defence. His kicking and football sense are good.
T. L
ENNON.—His kicking is always good, and his hands safe, while he has recently learnt to go low.
B. C
ARPENTER.—One of this term's discoveries. Has played outstandingly well both in attack and defence.
M. L. F
ULLER.—At his old position of scrum-half has held the pack and three-quarters together admirably, always putting his whole heart into the game. In defence his kicking has been exceptionally good.
T. E. J
ONES.—Although unable to play at the beginning of the season has come back to play hard and well, and has helped Wilde to hold the pack together.
A. R. W
ILDE.—Has played well as wing-forward, but is inclined to pass back when he should take it through.
K. S. B
AYLISS.—Has played well and tackled hard; once he gets the ball . he is hard to stop.
R. J. F
OX.—One of the hardest workers in the pack, but has been unfortunate in getting several nasty knocks.
R. J. E
DGAR.—Has regained his old form after rather a bad start; his forward rushes have been very prominent.
L. M
ERRICKS.—Has done good work in the scrum but has not been outstanding. He must learn to go harder.
H. R. W
ATKINS.—Another player who has improved beyond recognition since last year. In some matches his hooking has been exceptional.
L. J. L
ANGHAM.—Has played consistently well, but in some of his breakaways a little football sense would help him immensely.

A.M.S.

A. M. SMITH.—Has played the role of captain very efficiently, having worked hard to keep together a fairly young team. He has constructed many fine moves, of which several have resulted in scoring.

M.L.F.

RESULTS.
School Rugby Football.

Jan. 15—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 16 pts.; Ashford "A" XV., 5 pts.
Jan  22—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 0 pts.; Hawkinge R.A.F., 27 pts.
Jan 29—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 3 pts.; Birchington 0 pts.
Feb 5—At Ramsgate. D.C.S., 9 pts.; Thanet Wanderers "A" XV., 8 pts.
Feb 12—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 21 pts.; Ashford "A" XV., 3 pts.
Feb 19—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 17 pts.; Thanet Wanderers "A" XV., 3 pts.
Feb 26—At Astor Avenue. D.C.S., 13 pts.; Wye College "A" XV., 3 pts.

House Matches.
1st XV.

Jan 19—Buckland 27, Country 3 ; Maxton 0, Town 25.
Feb 2—Buckland 101, Maxton 0; Country 11, Town 11.
Feb 9—Buckland 21, Town 0 ; Country 31, Maxton 0.
Mar 9—Buckland 35, Country 3 ; Maxton 0, Town 3.
Mar 19—Buckland 27, Maxton 0; Country 4, Town 0.

2nd XII.

Points
 Played   Won   Drawn   Lost   For   Against 
County 6 5 0 1 244 11
Buckland 6 5 0 1 136 34
Town 6 2 0 4 53 193
Maxton 6 0 0 6 12 41

Colts XI.

Points
 Played   Won   Drawn   Lost   For   Against 
County 5 4 0 1 27 14
Buckland 4 3 0 1 17 9
Maxton 5 3 0 2 18 10
Town 6 0 0 6 12 41

Junior 1st XI..

Points
 Played   Won   Drawn   Lost   For   Against 
County 6 5 1 0 56 4
Town 6 4 0 2 18 18
Maxton 6 3 1 2 21 17
Buckland 6 0 0 6 0 56

HOUSE NOTES.

Buckland House.

    Once again the House is to be congratulated upon its efforts during the term. The 1st XV., containing as it does Smith, Fuller and Woods, has experienced an even better season than last year, while the younger members of the team promise well for next season. Full teams have regularly turned out for the 2nd XII., among whom Walsh and Pelham have played consistently well. The Colts XI. has also gained some valuable House points, being well held together by Allerton and Groombridge. At the present time the final of the East Cup has yet to be played; Buckland are sure to give Country a good game, even if they do not win the Cup.
    Of the junior teams a different tale has unfortunately to be told. There are but twelve available members in the House from which to select a team, and of these Smith has shown the most promise; his captaincy of the team has been no enviable task.
    Next term will be the hardest of the year, including as it does the Swimming and Athletic Sports. The House will be without the valuable services of Woods and Fuller, so that all members of the House should do their best in the next few months. All those who can swim a length or more, who can run or jump, or can hold a bat more or less straight, will have an opportunity to render some slight service to the House. Younger boys especially should remember that we have little idea of their abilities, so that it is up to them to offer their services. The newcomers to the House this term are W. G. Howell and M. McKeown.

H.R.W.

Country House.

    On the whole this has been a successful term; the seniors have confined their activities to Rugger, and their play has been satisfactory. At the beginning of the season the 1st XV. played rather scrappy football, but they improved after each game. The forwards played well under the leadership of Wilde, and the results obtained were due to combined effort rather than to individual play. Difficulty was experienced in fielding a 2nd XV. but the 2nd XII. which represented the House possessed many enthusiastic members, and up to the time of writing have suffered only one defeat.
    The Colts XI. have played well throughout the season, and A. Hill and Broadwood have been the mainstay of attack and defence respectively. This team represented the House in the East Cup competition, and after a hard game against Maxton in the first round we finished winners by 6 goals to 3. We meet Buckland in the final and look forward to another victory for the "Greens."
    The Junior elevens have again proved themselves worthy members of the House, the Junior 1st eleven still being undefeated this term. Gomar has been outstanding in this team and has been the mainstay of both attack and defence. The members of the Junior 2nd XI. have not shown too keen a House spirit, but they have played well throughout the season. Next term will bring the Inter-House Athletic and Swimming Sports, and all members of the House are urged to train for either of these events.
    The following new boys are welcomed to the House this term:—H. Bennett, R. Thomson.

T.L.

Maxton House.

    Owing to the shortage of senior members in Maxton and Town Houses, instead of two Rugby fifteens, this term a first fifteen and a second twelve have been fielded. A new temporary system, whereby certain players, floaters, are allowed to play for both teams, has been introduced but, on many occasions, I regret to say, it has been very difficult to field complete teams, owing to the lack of spirit and co-operation on the part of several older members of the House. But those who have regularly and willingly turned out deserve special praise, for they have done so even when defeat was inevitable. The 1st XV. after being severely defeated by Buckland, played well against Country, being only 10—0 down at half-time, the final result being 31—0 in favour of the Greens. Town House have also beaten us on both occasions, by 25 and 31 points to nil. I think it should be mentioned that the wag who kindly inserted in the local newspaper, "Not a Cricket Score!—In a County School House rugby football match at Astor Avenue, Buckland defeated Maxton House by 101—0! "very generously and considerately forgot to add that Buckland had seven school players, while Maxton had only one. The 2nd XII. have suffered defeat in every match, this being due to the poor support given to the team. On every occasion up to date an incomplete team has had to be fielded.
    Our luck at Association has been a little better, up to date the Colts XI. having played five matches and won three. K. Alcock, E. Bailey and Grigg have played well, supported by the good goalkeeping of V. Jones. The East Cup team were defeated in the first round, Country winning by six goals to three. The Junior 1st XI., kept up to full strength by the 2nd XI., have played well throughout the season, and several players, judging by their present form at the game, should prove to be useful players in the future. Here let me remind all members of the House that next term is the busiest of the year, and it behoves every "Red" to try his utmost to accomplish something for the House.

T.E.J.

Town House.

    At first sight our prospects for this term did not seem particularly good, but lack of numbers has been amply recompensed by the very definite improvement in the team spirit right through the House. The 1st XV. rather unexpectedly, has contained five members of the School team, and around these although the scarcity of seniors necessitated the inclusion of several fourth-formers, a sound team has been built. The
pack has played extremely well together, both in the set scrums and in the loose. The forwards, among whom Fox, Bayliss and Langham have been prominent, have, by sheer hard work, brought about the majority of our scoring movements. At half Carpenter and Knights have played well, but their thrust in attack has sometimes been spoilt by holding on to the ball too long. On the other hand, it must be admitted that the three-quarters have not been able to get moving, although one or two have shown distinct promise. Lastly, Wilde's fearless tackling affords a splendid example to the younger members
of the team.
    Naturally, the 2nd XV. has been considerably handicapped by the dearth of senior members, and the necessity for fielding smaller and less experienced sides than our opponents. They have been keen enough, but have met with little success owing
to their lack of weight and knowledge of the game.
    The Colts, strengthened by the inclusion of a few players from the Junior team, have displayed a vast improvement. We have been fortunate enough to field an unchanged team, resulting in better combination and the gaining of welcome points. Sherred
and Donoghue have once more been the mainstay of the side.
    The Juniors have played well despite the departure of several valuable members. Both teams are to be congratulated on their keenness, which is shown by their attendance when put down to play. Their example might well be followed by those seniors who still refuse to assist the House in any way.
    Finally, I would like to thank C. Paddock, the House Secretary, for the way he has managed the teams during the absence of both the vice-captain and myself, and also those who have helped in getting out the numerous notices.

R.V.W.

YE CHRONICLE.

    Wyth sheykinge hand doth ye wearie scrybe taak uppe hys penne, wherwythe to begynne hys dysmalle and cheerlesse taske. Foore goon is the tyme whan that blythe of herte he wolde smyle murriely atte divers jests tolde by his felawes. Nowe, alasse, hys tonnesylles have been removed.
    His visage, thereforre, doth nowe growe longe atte mentionne of ye seasonable sporte; Flannaganneekallene leve hym mirthlesse, and altogethre he is of an humoure soure and complexioune bitterre. In soothe, hys beste frendes wol nat hym knowe.
    Sicke at herete, therefore, soone wille he retyre unto a monnasterie, ther to ende his dayes mournynge ye losse of hys jollitee. "Butte," ye seye, "a peste uponne this myserable scrybe which dothe recounte onlie hys owenne sorrowes and laboures. Telle us rathere a murrie tayle or venue thou wilt be afyred. "Therfor, sith he hath noon desir to drawen ye dolle, he must perforce wype his eyen and constrayne his quiverynge lyppe unto a laughe. Thereto, ye Sprynge is here, and ye wiste wher that oure thoghtes do tourne. Butte I trowe ye wol not thynk tyat I speke of oghte ellse save hoomewerke and ye evylles theroffe.
    'Tis for thys, doutelesse, that some of ye knaves and varlettes do vysite ye diverse lybraires for to seke straunge bokes, whyche they alwaye maak endevoure to rede ful thoroughlie in oon syngle nyghte. Verylie, hir redynge is of an exceedynge quyckenesse!!
    Byt welle it may be, for nowe theire feare of Skoolecerte and eke Matryk is wel nygh vanyshed. For in ye depthes of ye castelle, at this sesonne, is always muchel scracchynge of hede (I speke not now of ye myghtie Nelson) and of penne. But nowe all is smylinge joye and pleasaunce, as everich oon doth bye hisself unto ye lybraire.
    Butte nowe the penne of ye scrybe doth falterre, and hys thoghtes tourne unto a gayme of dartes, or perchaunce, of marballes, in which, tis whyspered, that somme of ye Knyghtes do evenne rejoyce atte a jouste. Butte, doutelesse, thise felawes speake not soothe, for ther is noon mentioune of swich thyges in ye grete boke Pharos, wherinne, too, if ye liste (whych I misdoute) ye may rede thys feeble werke. Whetherre ye do I recke not, for at nyghte, beforre blowynge out ye chandelle, I myneselve, if noon elles, wylie stodye welle the pytifulle tayle of ye scrybe.

"SERYM."

THE HARDY PERENNIAL.

Homework we still do every day;
"It's good for you," some people say
But some think just the other way
              Of Homework.

Quite late we stay up every night,
Wasting our electric light.
Oh I How we long for a respite
              From Homework!

Some lucky boys their wrists do sprain;
Others leave school-books in the train.
They're just excuses to refrain
              From Homework!

Though I dull subjects still must cram,
Must still prepare for my Exam.,
Of like opinion yet I am
              Of Homework!

J. MIRIAMS (V. Science).

PARENTS' ASSOCIATION.

    Sincere thanks are extended to the members of the Ladies' Committee, who kindly agreed to become responsible for the catering at the various functions arranged by the Executive Committee.
    The first of these were the School Christmas Parties, which were thoroughly enjoyed, thanks to the continued generous subscriptions of Parents. Several changes were made in the "good things" provided: at supper, and judging from the subsequent condition of the larder they met with the hearty approval of the boys and their guests. The Headmaster and Mrs. Booth were present, and had their first experience of the manner in which we try to make these events as attractive and as enjoyable as possible. The success achieved was due in large measure to the willing help of members of the Staff and everyone who gave their assistance. For services, so readily rendered, the Committee are grateful.
    Parents and friends who braved the gale and practically filled the School Hall on 12th February, were amply rewarded by the capital entertainment provided by the Dramatic and Musical Societies. Juniors and Seniors once again proved that the dramatic art is firmly established in the life of the School, while the programme submitted by the Musical Society was as diversified as it was enjoyable. The versatility displayed was, indeed, remarkable, and the Association wishes to record its sense of pride in such high attainments, and its gratitude both to the boys and members of the Staff who were responsible.
    The Dance and Social held at the School on 23rd February, when Mr. T. E. Archer kindly acted as M.C., brought together quite a number of Parents who thoroughly enjoyed the function. Although the attendance was encouraging, the Committee would
have been gratified if it had been larger.
    The Association is indebted to the Headmaster for arranging the visit on 16th March of Mr. I. Robertson, Secretary of the Headmasters' Employment Bureau, London, who gave a very useful and informative address on "Choosing a Career." Mr. Robertson dealt in some detail with careers in groups, and suggested that the first step to be taken by a Parent who wished to find a position for his son, should be through the Headmaster. He pointed out that the placing area of the Bureau is London, and said he knew of no career in which after-study was not beneficial. The Executive Committee greatly appreciate Mr. Robertson's kindness in coming to the School and are confident that the advice and guidance he gave will prove extremely helpful to Parents.
    As a number of subscriptions, due for the current year, have been overlooked, this is a reminder that the Hon. Secretary will be pleased to receive them as early as possible.

W.H., Hon. Secretary.

THE BIG DRUM.

You cultured instruments of sound,
Who masquerade 'neath titles grand,
And in proud orchestras are found;
You lofty members of the band—
Where are you when I take a hand?

You sweet-toned songsters of the choir,
Who warble soft melodious lays;
Or raise your voices ever higher
In swelling chorus—go your ways;
Where are you when the big drum plays?

You comets, trumpets—sounding brass—
You trombones, horns and cymbals clanged,
All striving others to surpass—
You harps, whose strings are sweetly twanged—
Where are you all when I am banged?

You violins and soulful flute,
'Cello, yea, double-bass as well,
Percussion, reed and wood to boot,
And organ with your rolling swell
Where are you when I take a spell ?

Say, can I not even you appal,
You, O conductor, when you stand
With baton in the concert hall,
And, frantic, strive to rule the band?
Where are you once I'm out of hand?

And yet it is by me confessed
By fate ironical I'm cursed;
For when I'm at my very best
Which you unfairly call my worst
Where am I? Absolutely burst.

X.


SCHOOL NOTES.

    We were sorry to learn that Mr. Allin's eye trouble would necessitate his being away from School for some time. We hope that the rest has been beneficial and that he will soon have completely recovered. His class work was taken over by Mr. C. Salmon, B.A., whose short connection with the School we hope has been a happy one.
    During the term a new master on the Physical Training side joined the Staff—Mr. J. S. Dixon, B.Sc., who holds the Diploma of Education and the Carnegie Diploma for Physical Education. We all extend a hearty welcome to Mr. Dixon and express the hope that his stay will be a long and happy one.
    Mr. P. T. Rothwell, a former member of the Staff, has recently played in three International Hockey matches.
    The fine Coronation Banner which formed part of the decorations on the route at the Coronation of Their Majesties, and now adorns the Dining Hall, was the gift of Mr. Murray Lawes. Other gifts recently made to the School are the leopard skin from Mrs. Buss, mentioned in the Cadet Notes, and a fine python skin presented by Mr. A. M. Harrison. To the kind donors the School is very grateful.
    A. M. Smith and T. E. Jones have been appointed Probationary Prefects.
    B. P. Elworthy and D. C. Sharp have gained their London Matriculation Certificates, and A. E. Cadman has passed the First Examination for Medical Degree, London. M. L. Fuller was successful in the Clerical Class Exam. for Civil Service.
    We congratulate Mr. Atkins, who was recently on the Staff for a time, on his Ph.D. degree.

TAKE OUT YOUR ATLAS.

    Although not written for publication in The Pharos, the following news of Mr. and Mrs. Darby will, we feel sure, prove instructive to us at School, as well as interesting to their many friends in Dover:—
    "After returning from the Harbour Island trip we stayed in Nassau a further ten days, and then crossed to Florida Nassau to Miami—on 12th to 13th December. We left Nassau in perfect weather and had a splendid time crossing the Bahama Banks. It was a wonderful night; by the light of the full moon we could clearly see the sea bottom at 2½ to 3 fathoms. At about 1 a.m. we struck the Gulf Stream, hurrying across to give England its equable winter. I believe the stream runs at from four to six miles an hour up the Florida coast. That night, however, some freak of the wind set up a wretched lumpy sea. Well! 'nuff said. We were very glad to reach Miami about 9 a.m.
    There we stayed for some time with friends who showed us the city and the beaches. Before leaving for Key West we found time for a day at Palm Beach. These are astounding places; at the beginning of the century Miami was a small settlement of a few hundred people, now it has 150,000 (some claim 200,000) permanent inhabitants. All down the coast—at any rate what we saw of it—from Palm Beach to Key West, about 240 miles, all of which we travelled by 'bus, there is a string of pleasure towns, fishing camps and seaside settlements. We reached Key West from Miami by three land journeys and two ferry trips.
    So here we are at Key West, which is one of the world's curiosities. It is built on an island about a mile by one and a half miles. A look at the map (excuse the Geography master) makes you wonder why anyone ever thought of living there. I think its first permanent settlers were fishermen and spongers from the Bahamas. Then Uncle Sam realised the value of a sheltered deep-water channel twenty-five miles by about two miles, made it a naval station and established a garrison. It was a jumping-off place for Cuba and the Canal, and Cubans came and established huge cigar factories. Now, for various reasons, these activities are removed elsewhere, and the town is hoping for a revival on the basis of the tourists who come for the marvellous winter climate, sea and sun bathing, and fine fishing.
    The climate is indeed marvellous. Since arriving we have had almost continuous warm and sunny weather, with only an occasional shower. To-day we have felt a bit chilly—the maximum temperature has been only about 70°. But this won't last long, and soon we shall be casting our clouts and living for cool drinks and ice-cream. I expect we shall stay here till about the end of March, but I shall soon have to be making plans for further wanderings—to Oklahoma and Denver; at present I have only the vaguest idea of how we are going to get to these places."
    It's a small world after all. One of Mr. Darby's neighbours at Key West was a Cuban, a Rotarian who had recently been to the big Rotarian Conference at Boston. There he had met a former master of this very School—Dr. Schofield, now Principal of Loughborough College, who was at the Boston Conference in the capacity of President of the Rotary International for the British Isles.
    The Pharos sends its best wishes to Mr. and Mrs. Darby, and expresses the hope that Mr. Darby will favour us with further interesting news of their travels.

SPRING.

Spring, the first of seasons four,
Is welcomed by us all once more;
The budding trees, the fields of green,
Now make for us a lovely scene.

The orchard is a gorgeous sight,
With blossoms pink and blossoms white;
Oh look! my friend, you must agree,
A finer sight you'll never see.

The lark is singing up above;
We hear the cuckoo and the dove;
The cattle in the fields are lowing;
The babbling brook is gaily flowing.

The sun is setting in the west,
The birds are flying home to rest,
As homeward, too, we wend our way,
And so with Nature end the day.

A. ING (Upper I.).

In the summer when we come from the Gym.,
The days will be hotter, no doubt.
The order will certainly not be " Step in,"
But " Hurry up there and get out."

(Summer shower.)

P.E.B.

A MINORITY VIEWPOINT.

To the Editor of " The Pharos."
S
IR,
    In frequent issues of your valuable periodical you publish the names of those who have been successful in passing various examinations. It would seem, therefore, that you are in sympathy with the examination system. That being the case we feel confident that you will be only too ready to publish this short letter, in which we put forward a plea for a generous extension of the time devoted by schools to exams. We are, sir, quite aware that we constitute only a very small minority, the majority still being definitely hostile to anything remotely resembling a test of work, probably because they find examinations somewhat exacting. Nevertheless, we feel sure that there must be quite a number who share our view, and it is this which prompts us to give publicity to this appeal. We ourselves always enjoy such pleasant relaxation during an examination week, that when we get back to the ordinary time-table, we miss very much the leisure afforded to us in the course of the exam. Most of our friends complain of exhaustion, but we who are collaborating in this brief communication to you always have the very opposite experience, for, apart from a few disquieting moments while the questions are being perused at the beginning of each session we suffer little inconvenience. We are almost immediately put at our ease and remain chiefly so for the rest of the period. We confess, however, that this procedure suits us remarkably well, for we never feel fitter than at the end of such a week. Naturally, sir, we are reluctant to put the masters of the School to any unnecessary inconvenience, and we appreciate to the full their kindness in arranging the questions in such a way as to give us such a restful time. We should, however, deem it a further mark of their favour if they could possibly see their way to increase experiences so delightful to a few of us. The frequency of their recurrence might very well be made progressive, so that by the time a boy reaches the middle school he might have an examination every month or so. Then for a few of us at any rate, life would be worth while.
                We remain, Sir,
                Respectfully yours,
                A F
EW GRATEFUL FOUNTAIN-PENS.

CAUGHT!

    It is a cold, dreary night of December. Snow is falling thickly. The wind howls and moans round the military headquarters. Out of a door steps a German guard escorting a tall, handsome young British soldier. They walk smartly across the courtyard and enter the opposite building, which is evidently the Commander's office. Inside they are received by a German officer. The guard salutes and stands on one side.
    "Did you find anything on him when he was searched? " asks the Commander.
    "Only this, Sir," returns the guard, handing him a letter.
    "Ah! What's this?" says the Commander to himself. He opens it, to find a closely typed sheet. This is evidently in code, and after scrutinising it for a time he exclaims, " This in itself is enough to prove his guilt. He will be shot at dawn. Take him away." Thereupon the captive is marched off to the guard-room.
    An hour or two later, as dawn begins to tinge the eastern sky, he is brought out and marched under escort into the barrack square. Suddenly the party halts. A command is given and the prisoner advances till he is within a few feet of the wall. Another command and he turns about, to face the party. The rifles of the firing squad are raised and levelled. The officer in command raises a handkerchief and is just on the point of dropping his arm, when a voice rings out, "O.K. Cut! Lighting's not much good. Retake in twenty minutes."

B. GRAY (Upper III).

LIBRARY NOTES.

    Our list of additions this time is much longer than last, and we offer our best thanks to the K.E.C. for their generous allowance, and to other donors for their useful gifts. When a book has been through forty hands (as a popular volume is bound to do in the course of a school year) it soon shews signs of wear and tear; and but for these periodic additions to our stock the total would quickly diminish.
    I am pleased to note the increasing circulation of books for leisure reading, particularly in the VI. Forms. The open shelf and self-registration system appears to be a great success, and I look forward, if this continues, to its extension. In the Middle and Lower School, too, I observe that books have been borrowed freely, competition for the favourites being very keen.
    And now a word to any who borrow and fail to return their loans on leaving. I wish to remind those who may have books in their possession that we shall welcome their return. Such a search would be most helpful, and I shall be pleased, on behalf of the School, to forward the sender a personal acknowledgment.

W. UNCLES,        
School Librarian.

ADDITIONS, AUTUMN TERM, 1937.
Reference Department.
Donation Copies.

COUNCILLOR MRS. BOYTON.—"Royal Visitors at Dover" (John H. Mowll).
M
R. AND MRS. GOLDSMITH.—" The English Duden" (Klein).
E. R
OTHERHAM.—" The Saxon Shore" (Mothersole); "The New Magic of Swimming" (Collins).

Copies Purchased by the School.

"Plays Pleasant and Unpleasant—Vol. II. Plays Pleasant" (Shaw); "Something about Wards" (Weekly); "Dictionary of National Biography;" "Arguments and Discussions" (Marratt); "Text Book of Inorganic Chemistry" (Partington); "Science Front, 1936" (Heard).

General Library.
Donation Copies.

To VIth Form Library
C. F. H. B
ALDWIN.—"The Marked Man" (Detzer); "Grey Face" (Rohmer); "The Desert Patrol" (Ex-Legionnaire 1384); "Jim Brent" (Sapper).

To General Fiction Library
R. E. ALLEN, Esq.—"Sappers and Miners" (Fenn); "The Secret Battleplane" (Westerman); "The Three Admirals" (Kingston); "With Cochrane the Danntless" (Henty).
J. W. M
ENTER.—"The Coral Island" (Ballantyne); "Dragon's Teeth" (Graves); "Court Royal" (Baring-Gould); "Doctor Nikola" (Boothby); "The Boudman" (Caine); "A Border Scourge" (Mitford); "Tom Burke of 'Ours'" (Lever); "Jack O'Langsett" (Goodyear); "The Pathfinder" (Cooper).
A. W. T
UCKER.—"A Dog with a Bad Name" (Reed); "Schoolboy Grit" (Hadath); "Round the World in Seven Days" (Strang).
P. N. H
OWARTH.—"The Priory Mystery" (Mayens); "The Exploits of Peter" (Horler).
C. F. H. BA
LDWIN.—"The Heart of the Prairie" (Rackie); "William The Detective" (Crompton).
K. O'B
RIEN.—"Redskin" (Pickett).
D. G. F
INCHAM.—" Martin Chuzzlewit" (Dickens).

To General Non-fiction Library
R. H. A
LLEN, ESQ.—"Scientific Amusements" (Tom Tit).
P. N. H
OWARTH.—"Daring Deeds of Daily Duty" (Lea).
K. O'B
RIEN.—"The Splendid Book of the Navy" (Jackson).
D. G. F
INCHAM.—"Sea Escapes and Adventures" (Taffrail).

To Junior Library
R. E. A
LLEN, ESQ.—"Tony's Chums" (Wynne); "That Awful Little Brother" (Baldwin); "The Hidden Zoo" (Mainland); "The Rover Book for Boys;" "The Boys' All-Round Book;" "The British Boys' Annual;" "The Schoolboys' Adventure Book;" "The Champion Annual;" "The Big Book for Boys;" The World's Best Boys' Annual."
C. F. H. B
ALDWIN.—"A Book of Scout Stories."
J. W. M
ENTER.—"The Prize;" "The World's Best Boys' Annual;" "The Big Book of School Stories for Boys."
K. O'B
RIEN.—"The Angel's Charge" (Mara); "What Happened to Tad" (Ropes); "A Book of Scout Stories."
R. S
EDGEWICK.—"Treasure Island" (Stevenson); "The Wings that Failed" (Cowen).

Copies Purchased by the School.

To VIth Form Library
"The Red House Mystery" (Milne); "Electrical Inventions" (Low); "Recent Inventions" (Low); "Kent" (Mee); "Plays Pleasant and Unpleasant—Vol. II. Plays Pleasant" (Shaw).
    In addition to the above, 35 volumes have been added to the General Fiction Library, 14 to the Non-fiction, and 41 to the Junior Section. We regret that space does not allow us to furnish full details.

P.E.P.

—:—

    Since the above list was compiled we have received from Miss Sellens a gift of many valuable books which have been added chiefly to the Reference Department. For this generous gift the School is greatly indebted to Miss Sellens.
    In addition we have to thank many other donors for their gifts to the Library.

A LONDON LETTER.

IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION,        
S.W. 7.

THE EDITOR, The Pharos.

DEAR SIR,
    I think it likely that at no previous time in the history of the School have there been as many Old Boys as at present continuing their education in London. So large is London, however, and so scattered the Schools and Colleges of its University, that it is not always easy to maintain contacts between them, although during the past three years I have met Old Boys at occasional informal re-unions, on the rugger field, and a quite surprising number by pure chance in the street.
    The random disposition of the pieces that constitute London University, and the conditions under which most students live—often several miles from their work—render corporate life difficult. Further, one frequently hears it said that the educational system of the University, dictated by the examination schedules, is insufficiently liberal. While this is perhaps true, the remedy for over-specialisation is largely in the hands of the individual student, each according to his calibre. There are in London opportunities for the acquisition of culture hard to find elsewhere; every man may make his choice from an unparalleled selection of libraries, plays, museums, galleries and exhibitions. I think, too, that the ability to watch at leisure London's hurried existence forms a very valuable experience.
    One could wish to see more students resident in halls attached to the Colleges, but I feel sure that this will come in time. I myself live at the College, not because it is especially comfortable (indeed I inhabit what rather resembles a barracks), but because I appreciate the opportunity of meeting men of my own age from all over this country and from many other countries.
    The School is represented at Imperial College more strongly than ever before. McNeil and myself are doing research work. Winter will soon be taking Chemistry Finals and Heller is in the middle of the Physics course. McNeil, Heller and myself are active in the Dramatic Society; McNeil is Secretary of the Radio Society, Heller works hard for the Physical Society and Winter represents the Royal College of Science at Soccer.
    It is significant that nine Old Boys are specialising in biological science. Ewell and Blaxland at St. Mary's and Constable at University College Hospital will become medical men. Allen (a student-demonstrator in the Bio-Physics Laboratory at the Royal Veterinary College) and Crowther are to be veterinary surgeons, and Cadman and the brothers Dunn, dental surgeons. Dewer is doing degree work at Chelsea Polytechnic Institute. The School should be very proud of these Old Boys.
    Ewell plays rugger when he is not working as a film extra, and Crowther is also a Rugger enthusiast.
    The succession of schoolmasters produced by the School is continued by Wraight and Curry at Goldsmith's, and by Balsdon, P. M. West and Grognet at the College of S. Mark and S. John. Curry, it seems, is extremely busy with dramatic work, Balsdon is active in the Student Christian Movement; and West has become a convert from Rugby football to hockey, besides retaining his interest in track athletics.
    At the Science Master's Exhibition in January last, I was very glad indeed to see Mr. Pearce and Martin; and at the London Physical Society's Exhibition, held concurrently in the same building, we all met Newman, who is on the development side with the Gas Light and Coke Company.
    I fear that I have already made too large a demand on your space; may I conclude by wishing the School every success for the future,

Yours sincerely,        
G. L. J. BAILEY.

PHOTOGRAPHIC SOCIETY.

    In November, 1937, the Photographic Society was formed, with Mr. Baxter as president.
    The first meeting was held on Tuesday, 23rd November. Samples and pamphlets of the various photographic firms were distributed, after which Mr. Coulson gave a demonstration of "Correct Development," the first of a series of demonstrations supplied by Messrs. Johnson and Sons of Hendon.
    On Tuesday, 7th December, the second meeting was held. Mr. Coulson demonstrated methods of taking photographs in artificial light, using flashlight, magnesium ribbon and photo-flood bulbs. Members who had brought their cameras were able to photograph groups of the others.
    The next meeting was held on 21st December, when enlargements were made of the photographs taken at the previous meeting.
    Owing to preparations for the concert the first meeting this term did not take place until Thursday, 17th February. On this occasion a beginner was selected to develop a film, receiving instruction from the more experienced members. The film had been exposed previously by a member of the Society, and was successfully developed by Waring. After this Mr. Coulson showed his "Camp," which, in spite of the numerous occasions on which it has been shown in the past, had not been seen before by any of those present.
    The Preliminary Examination over, on 8th March the second meeting took place. The third in the series of demonstrations was given, this being "The After Treatment of Negatives." Mr. Coulson again kindly acted as demonstrator.
    The coming of Mr. Bridgen, of the "Ilford" Company, was a memorable occasion for the Society, since it was the first time that the Society had heard a man of such experience. After asking a few preliminary questions, Mr. Bridgen gave reasons why a British boy ought to buy a British film. He then went on to explain the three different types of film, their advantages and disadvantages. Finally he showed us some prints made on "daylight" paper from negatives which he had made himself. Our thanks are due to Mr. Bridgen for his very instructive talk, and we hope to hear him again in the future.

H.W.B. (Hon. Sec.)

MERIT LIST.

Form Upper V.—Bilby (3), Makey (3), Harman (2), Jones (1).
Form V. (Gen.).—Fisher (3), Hickman (1).
Form Upper IV.—Carter (3), Hopper (3), Robson (1).
Form Upper III.—Price (4), McFarlane (3), Atkinson (2), Friend (2), Gray (2), Alcock (1), Brabham (1).
Form Middle III.—Hill (5), F. E. Davies (4), Eagles (3), Oliver (3), Munday, (2), Gill (1), Twist (1).
Form Lower III.—Brewster (3), Reynolds (3), Hewitt (2), Knott (2), Smith (2), Harris (1), Kemp (1), Pay (1).
Form Upper II.—E. G. Bailey (5), Catlow (5), Dane (5), Flanders, (5), Mulcahey (5), Mummery (5), Pilcher (5), Foster (4), Reeves (3), Brabham (2), Brice (2), Lambert (2), Marsden (2), Neill (2), Smith (2), Bradley (1),
Buss (1), King (1), Lester (1), Oak (1), Richards (1), Rigden (1).
Form Middle II.—Sanderson (4), Sedgwick (4), Hope (3), Pott (3), Youngson (3), Bailey (2), Bish (2), Devenish (2), Maidstone (2), Bax (1), Carter (1), Hocking (1), Packham (1).
Form Lower II.—King (2), Ashman (1), King (2).
Form Upper I.—Ing (5), Price (5), Beach (4), Bowyer (4), Cropton (4), Grogan (4), Smith (4), Cooke (3), Gomar (3), Henbrey (3), Rust (3), Forwood (2), Howell (1).
Form Middle I.—Sisley (5), Andrews (4), Henry (3), Kiers (3), Arnold (2), Crust (2), Lambert (2), Vale (2), Bell (1), Sheppard (1).
Form Lower I.—W. Harrison (5), Macnab (5), Abbott (4), Alcock (2), Balsdon (1), Lloyd (1).
Form Transition.—Allin (5), Gale (5), Watts (5), Russell (4), Field (4), Bowhill (2), Bowyer (1).
Form Preparatory.—Flavin (4), Moorcroft (4), Peverley (4), Dadds (1).

1st CADET COMPANY C.P.(F.) R.E.

    Other activities, both of the School and the Corps, have cut down the number of Company parades this term, but on Thursday, 24th February, we all enjoyed the visit paid to us by the County Commandant, Col. H. H. Dawes, O.B.E., T.D., who came down to present the Kenward Shooting Cup to Sgt. Wilde, the Bird-Terry Cup to Cpl. Elworthy, and the Payton Cup to Cdt. Allerton, in addition to shooting awards gained by the following:—
Empire Marksman.—C.Q.M.S. Donald, Sgt. Wilde.
Empire 1st Class Shot.—Sgt. Paddock, Sgt. Fuller, Sgt. Hurrell, Lce.-Cpl. Cadman.
    Our Musketry officer must be pleased that, as a result of his efforts last year, No. 1 Platoon were placed second among the platoons from School Cadet Corps, who took part in the King's Shield Competition.
    N.C.O.'s are again busy in the recruiting line, and the Corps roll-book is still expected to expand somewhat. Boys in the second and third forms should seriously consider joining. The yearly Camp is nearly here, so why not join before it is too late?
    This year, as a result of the good show put up by the Corps in the Annual Inspection at Camp, we have been selected to represent Kent in The Lady West Competition. I am sure that we all wish the team chosen the very best of luck.
    A team is also being sent to Chingford to represent the Corps in the Inter-Company Cross-Country Run.
    The Band in particular are very grateful to Mr. Buss for presenting a skin to the Corps for the big drummer.
    A Field Day is being held in the Easter holidays, and it is fixed for the 25th April. This date should be noted by all N.C.O.'s and Cadets, and as many as possible should endeavour to turn up. We congratulate the following on passing Certificate "A" Theoretical Examination, taken last term:—
Cpl. Eaton, Lce.-Cpl. Ravensdale, Lce.-Cpl. Menter.
    Certificate "A" Practical and Theoretical Examinations have also been taken this term. The results of the Theoretical Examination are not yet to hand; the following are to be congratulated on passing the Practical:—
Cpl. Elworthy, Cpl. Fox, Lce.-Cpl. Tucker, Cdt. Langham.
    The following promotions have taken place:—
To Sergeant—Cpl. Watt; to Corporal, Lce.-Cpl. Edgar; to Lce.-Corporal—Cdt. Tucker, Cdt. Blackman.

M.L.F.

ARTS AND CRAFTS SOCIETY.

    Interest in the Art Section during the latter part of this term has been centred in a poster competition arranged by the National Camping Club. A number of posters have been executed, but most boys have felt cramped by the limitations of one colour and black. The three posters chosen to be sent up for competition were:—Senior Section, B. J. Carpenter; Intermediate, J. McCulloch; junior, N. G. Webster.
    The members of the Metalwork Section have shown keen interest throughout the term, and although the attendance has not been so large the work has reached a higher standard. Useful articles for home use and hobbies have been made in copper, brass and mild steel.

HIS LAST BOW.

The light grew dim. The hero sat alone,
His brow was clouded like an autumn sky;
His face was pale, his grey eyes steadfast shone;
All craven fears which rose he must defy.

At last, responding to an inward call,
The knight arose; observers, standing there,
Might then have noticed, in his mien withal,
Uneasy motions as he left his chair.

Softly the warrior entered a strange room.
A feeling then swept over him, like awe;
Slowly he bowed his head, as if in doom,
He traced the carpet's pattern on the floor.

At last! 'Twas o'er. The hero in surprise
Straightened his back; his spirits seemed to soar,
As, wiping manly tears from his grey eyes,
In ecstasy he closed the Staff-room door.

W. W. ROBSON (Upper IV.),

SIXTH FORM DEBATING SOCIETY.

    Owing to extraordinarily numerous school activities, it has been almost impossible to hold debates, with the result that this term has been a bad one for the Society. At the moment of writing, arrangements are being made for the annual Debating Society tea, after which activities will cease until the usual general meeting, to be held towards the end of next term.

Results.

10th December, 1937.
    "That the present English Educational System is unsatisfactory."

Proposer, L. G. Webster. Seconded by C. F. H. Baldwin.

Opposer, C. L. Watt. Seconded by H. R. Watkins.
Chairman, Mr. Ruffell. Attendance, 18. Motion passed, 7—3.

10th March, 1938.
    "That this House deplores the circumstances in which the late Foreign Secretary has been obliged to resign his office, and has no faith in His Majesty's present advisers in their conduct of foreign affairs."
(This motion was a Parliamentary Vote of Censure, proposed by Mr. Arthur Greenwood, M.P., in the House of Commons on 22nd February, 1938, when it was defeated by 330 votes to 168.)
Proposer, C. L. Watt. Seconded by R. Metzger.
Opposer, R. D. Rees. Seconded by E. C. Mantle.
Chairman, Mr. Slater. Attendance, 19. Motion rejected, 11—1.

P.E.P., Hon. Sec.

SCHOOL SOCIETIES' ACCOUNT.

RECEIPTS.

£ s. d.      

PAYMENTS

£ s. d.
31/22/37 From Old Pharosians, per E.S.A 7 10 0 Teas to Visiting Teams 7 18 4
Subscriptions 53 5 0 Dovorian coaches 12 2 0
Subscriptions from players 2 10 3 Lemons 0 0 9
2/22/37 Cash in hand 9 8 4 Laces 0 1 6
2/12/37 Cash at Bank 8 4 11 7/3 Gunn and co 17 12 0
11/3 Grigg and Son 40 0 0
14/3 Use of nets at Baths 0 4 0
14/3 Cash at Bank 2 2 11
14/3 cash in hand 0 17 0
£80 18 6 £80 18 6

(Outstanding accounts approximately £40.)

Audited and found correct W. WILTON BAXTER,

E. S. ALLEN.

Hon. Treasurer.

14th March, 1938.

DON'T BE DOWNHEARTED.

Don't be downhearted if things don't seem right
At the School. When you feel glum and blue,
Just shoulder your burden and work twice as hard,
And success will then recompense you.

If your thoughts wander when you are at work,
And you feel that you'll never succeed,
Just whisper a word of good cheer to yourself,
You will find that it helps when in need.

So never despond or give up with a moan
Whenever things simply won't go.
It's the lad with a will who gets somewhere at last,
Who to "Downhearted?" always shouts "No."

F. DANE (Upper II.).

TOC H.

    Rev. Herbert Leggate, the Area Padre for Kent, Sussex and Surrey Areas, gave a very interesting talk on Toc H. to members of the Fifth and Sixth Forms on Tuesday, 22nd March. He did not intend, he said, to devote all his time to talking about the War, but only briefly mentioned its horrors, and pointed out that, in spite of them, at least one good thing—Toc H.—had
arisen from it.
    The Padre went on, with illustrations from his own experiences, to make the two important points that an entirely new way of living must be found to replace the present one, and that for men to work together is the best way to understand the point of view of the other fellow. The best maxim for making the most of life, he said, was to aim at putting more in than one takes out. Finally, he told us about work similar to that of Toc H. carried on by Dr. John Stansfield many years before Toc H. was actually founded.
    The meeting was brought to a close by an expression by the Head Prefect of our appreciation of the Padre's talk.
    Any member of the Fifth or Sixth Form interested in Toc H should see Mr. Slater. who will put him in touch with local representatives. It should be remembered that Toc H meetings are open to all, and anyone may attend without any obligation whatsoever to join or even to come again.

P.E.P.

GLEANINGS.

"Now back they come—'tis afternoon.
Feed them knowledge with a spoon.
What a labour-saving boon!"
(Cramming made easy.) C.P.


" There's somebody shouting, calling you up,
I Hurry yourself or you will be late.'
You jump out of bed, head as heavy as lead,
You wash, dress, have breakfast,
And rush through the gate."
(Then rest during the day.) A.H.
——
"Lads of the Fifth Form, looking rather nervy,
Swotting at Revision they forgot to do last night,
With a cargo of penny cake, a bottle full of cydrax,
Some wine-gums, and a Mars-bar,
To aid them in their plight."
(Exam. complex.) R.R.A.
——
"Some people have a curious way
Of saying what they want to say.
For an example quite concise
Last term's report will well suffice."
(w.) R.S.
——
Many boys talk in awe of The Western,
But confess that their chances are poor,
Of catching this super-express of the rails,
For it leaves at a quarter past four.
(Good training for Country.) RA.
——
The player's hair should be well greased and brushed back to help streamlining.
(Towards faster football) R.S.
——
The boy who plays when he is picked,
Who is a sport when he is licked
Good luck be with him on his way!
He's sure to win some other day.
(Deferred payment.) B.

THE BEST PART OF THE CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.

    Do not glance at this title, and groan "Oh! the usual stuff," and pass on, for despite its awesome heading, the article contains but one sentence about the actual exam. It is concerned more with my journey up to London and back, than with the reason for my going. As the spell of fair weather seemed likely to last for some time, I made plans to cycle up to London, and take advantage of the few days granted us to see something of the countryside under its winter garb.
    Accordingly, one Sunday morning, I took out my rusty—sorry, trusty—machine, and set off for London Town. Just off the main road were several villages that I had not previously visited, so I was soon diving down secluded lanes to Norton, Rodmersham and Tunstall—three diminutive, little-known places by Sittingbourne. Further on I came to Borden, with its charming old black and white cottages; Hartlip, in the midst of cherry orchards; and Bredhurst, hidden away in the folds of the North Downs. This "tacking" afforded a little shelter from a strong westerly wind, although the miles were mounting up rapidly. Dropping swiftly down to Gillingham, I spent no time lingering in Chatham, but at Rochester, the sight of the "pick-a-back" 'plane—Maia and Mercury—kept me for some time.
    Leaving the city by the Gravesend road I soon came to Shorne, beloved of Dickens, as are many of the villages in this part of Kent. Indeed, the numerous Dickens Societies of Rochester are engaged in never-ending arguments as to whether Cliffe or Cooling is "Our village" in "Great Expectations." Through Cobham Woods, and along the new arterial road, I reached the Dartford by-pass after a long struggle with the wind, which was aided and abetted by the hills. Here, I turned off to visit Bexley, a comparatively quiet old town on the Cray River. However, its peace is rapidly being destroyed, for the builders have set to with great gusto. I rode along one street which was flanked by a double row of identical houses numbering up to 985—a truly inspiring sight. Eventually I reached London at five o'clock, after a none too easy but nevertheless enjoyable ride of ninety miles.
    Monday was a free day, so I spent it exploring London and its suburbs. I also learned quite a bit about its traffic in Oxford Street and Piccadilly. On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I was busy, or otherwise, with the examination, and employed the evenings in riding round brightly lit London, and jousting with the buses. My troubles were over by Friday, when I was ready to set off once more.
    Staines was my first objective, and after a slow ride through Hammersmith, Brentford and Hounslow, I reached the town on the banks of the Thames. Still going against the same headwind, I traversed part of Windsor Park, climbed slightly to Sunningdale, and crossed the heathy country around Bagshot. Between here and Farnborough is a lovely stretch of country amply clothed with firs and pines. Through Aldershot and Farnham—a pretty country town of Surrey—I took the Petersfield road, bordered by picturesque lakes and woods, of which the most extensive is Alice Holt Wood. At Bordon Camp I paid my brother a surprise visit, and was privileged to have tea in the Serjeants' Mess with the R.S.M. That evening I left for the Youth Hostel at a small hamlet called Waggoners Wells, some seven miles away.

(To be continued.) (Jump forward)

VALETE.

M. L. FULLER (1931-38).—House Prefect; School Colours, 1937; School 1st XV. Rugby (1935-38), Cap, 1936, Vice-Captain, 1938; School 1st XI. Football, 1937; Cap, 1937; School 1st XI. Cricket, Cap, 1937; Inter-School Athletic Team, 1938; Band Sgt., Cadet Corps; Cert. "A" (Practical); Chingford, 1938; Lady West Cup Competition, 1938; Empire 1st Class Shot, 1937; School Orchestra; School Choir; Sports Committee. To Civil Service Clerkship.

K. S. BAYLISS (1929-38).—School 1st Xv. Rugby, 1938; House 1st XI. Football and Cricket; Inter-School Athletic Team, 1935-37; Junior Champion, 1934; Cadet Corps, Band.

R G. STANDEN (1931-38).
—House Vice-Captain; School Colours, 1937; School 1st XI. Football, Cap, 1936-37; School 2nd XI. Cricket; House 1st XV. Rugby; School Choir. To Clerkship, Pearl Assurance Co., Ltd.

A. B. HURRELL (1929-38).—Senior Swimming Champion, 1937; Award of Merit and Instructor's Cert., R.L.S.S.; Inter-School Swimming Team, 1935-37; Sgt., Cadet Corps; Empire 1st Class Shot, 1937; Cert. "A" (Practical); House 1st XV. Rugby; 1st XI. Cricket and Football; Dramatic Society; School Choir. To Westminster Bank, Ltd., Sheerness.

L. G. WEBSTER (1929-38).—House 1st XV. Rugby; 2nd XI. Football, Captain; 2nd XI. Cricket; Debating Society. To Clerkship, Southern Railway.

F. EVERSFIELD (1931-38).—School 1st XI. Football, Cap, 1937; School 1st XV. Rugby, 1938; 2nd XI. Cricket; Bronze Medallion, R.L.S.S.; Inter-School Athletic Team, 1935; Lce.-Cpl., Cadet Corps. To Clerkship, Southern Railway.

D. F. EATON (1929-38).—House 1st XV. Rugby; 2nd XI. Football and Cricket; Inter-School Athletic Team; Cpl., Cadet Corps; Cert. "A"; School Choir. To Co-operative Wolesale Society, Ltd., London.

C. F. MOOR (1929-38).—House 2nd XV. Rugby; School Orchestra. To Royal Automobile Club, Dover.

F. J. JOHNSON (1930-38).—School 2nd XI. Football; House 1st XI. Cricket; Band, Cadet Corps; Inter-School Athletic Team, 1936.

D. C. SHARP (1932-38).—Inter-School Athletic Team, 1935; House 2nd XV. Rugby; School Choir.

D. K. BOMFREY (1931-37).—School Choir; Debating Society. To Admiralty, London.

A. W. K. TUCKER (1935-38).—Lce.-Cpl., Cadet Corps; Cert. "A" (Practical); Dramatic Society; School Choir. To Borough Surveyor, Dover.

J. SMITH. R MATHISON. G. MORECROFT. R A. PHILIP.

MY FLIGHT.

The wheels go skimming o'er the ground
And then quite suddenly
I find that I am in the air—
A mighty thrill for me.

Familiar objects from aloft
Seem different to my sight.
Hardly a place I recognise,
When I am on my flight.

Then fields to meet me swiftly rush.
As I am coming down.
Of all the joys that I have known,
This flight is sure the crown.

K. PEVERLEY (Middle IV.).