We have to thank a number of boys who sent in good articles. Owing to pressure of space only a few can appear in this issue, but we hope to be able to make use of others in the near future.

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    To all our readers, near and far, we offer our best wishes for Christmas and the New Year.

CAMP, 1938.

    Major, who had fathered the Corps from its earliest days, was kept away from Camp this year by illness. We saw the old familiar handwriting on the Orders board, and shadows of the old flourishes with the cane, and of the old tone of command, appeared on the parade ground. But we all felt not only the loss of knowledge, efficiency and directive energy, but also the absence of a lovable personality. The older members of the Corps felt, each one of them, that they had left one of their best friends at home.
    We broke tradition by marching into Camp on the Thursday, and on our way from the station passed the lorries returning from unloading the tents. Nevertheless, the ruthless efficiency of our scientific Captain, and the engineering skill of Cpl. Allerton and his blue-dungareed gang, rose to the occasion. The lines were up, a great achievement for a mere Captain.
    We had several old friends to help us this year: Mr. Rothwell gave us as much value as he could in one day's stay; Lieut. A. Andrews again gave us the benefit of his experience in the Regular Army, and a dazzling example of efficiency and smartness. The idea of threatening the inspecting Officers with a drawn sword was very sound. Mr. V. A. J. Ravensdale, another ex-Sergeant, brought his methods of handling dull and backwards to the P.T. parade ground. Cpl. Cadman stepped into one of the many breaches of the Band and lent an expert hand to the Drums. Many other Old Boys also paid brief visits—this was very much appreciated.
    Visitors were as fond of Camp as ever, Sunday proving the most popular day. On the first Sunday the Headmaster conducted the customary Service in the "den of thieves." He gave a vigorous and interesting address which was particularly suited to the occasion. His sympathy and interest in the life of the Corps was shown by the visit he paid the next Wednesday immediately before leaving for his holiday. Rain washed out the second Church Parade, which was to have taken us to Sandwich.
    The Sports Day on Saturday brought crowds of interested friends. There were the usual races and rugger, and a wonderful grey slimy mud slide for the Obstacle Race. The Guard Mounting Competition proved a very popular attraction, and the efforts of the Band at "Retreat" did not pass entirely unnoticed.
    Tuesday, 9th August, was Inspection Day. The inspecting Officers were Col. E. B. Burns, T.D., the Deputy County Commandant, Major Oakley, T.D., Brigade Major of the Kent Cadet Brigade, and Major Hill, RM. Col. Burns expressed his high satisfaction at the turn-out, and was accorded the customary send-off.
    The Annual Prize Distribution was held as usual in the Camp Hall. Two visiting Officers presented the Prizes and Certificates with customary military efficiency.
    Golf again proved a most popular game, the S.M. leading when the Open Competition was abandoned owing to "Cookhouse." Sunbathing, too, was abandoned in the Officers' Mess after the repeated failures of previous years, and an intensification of photography was substituted. But in the still of the night, it hummed with the sound of the printing press. Camp, 1938, will be remembered for the Camp Magazine and Camp Gazette.
    Orderly Room was but a shadow of former years. Luxuriance of verbosity was restrained.
    Thanks to Cpl. Allerton and his "handsome squad," we had smoothly-running wagon for water fatigues, and the Record Sergeant was able to conduct other affairs simultaneously with his journey to the wishing-well. Never having passed Certificate "A," he was once almost outflanked by an Amazonian band, who had also apparently seen the "Yank at Oxford."
    The above amateur soldier was the outstanding personality of the Sergeants' Mess. He showed individuality by instituting a new drill, based upon the "salute at the slope, new system," "the position of ease at the slope," and the "salute at the position of ease, at the slope.
    Food was experimental and of surpassing excellence. Worried mothers need no longer fear that their small sons lack Post Toasties or eggs and bacon, and "Snow White" cut-outs on the packets provide admirable spiritual sustenance.
    There was no "Mendi" this year. That tradition is gone, perhaps for ever.
    Owing to the generosity of Parents and Old Boys, the Corps may now be said to be fully equipped with Cups. We must again thank Mr. Silby, Mr. Hall, and ex-Sgt Coles for gifts of prizes. The year's competitions resulted as follows:—Platoon Cup, No. I Platoon, Sgts. Paddock and Allerton; Ravensdale Cup, Cdt. Williams; Paton Cup, Cdt Donaghue; Bird-Terry Cup, Cpl. Bilby; D.A.W. Cup, Cpl. Paddock; Ryeland Cup, No. I Platoon, Sgt. Paddock; Kenward Cup, Lce.-Cpl. Gane. Miniatures presented by Mr. Hall, Cpl. West, Cpl. Hall.
    A hectic morning's work, and a march back past the admiring glances of the natives, led us to an empty station and a missed train, and we sat down disconsolately to face the comforts of civilisation once more.

J.R.

SPEECH DAY, 1938.

    The fine weather which habitually favours Sports Day has often been recorded. It is time that official mention was made of the conditions which annually prevail on a certain Friday evening. One must, I feel, propitiate the Gods!
    November 18th, 1938, was no exception, and eventually, under the vigilant eye of Mr. Baxter, we were all duly installed in the main Hall. The distance between table and chair was measured with some apprehension, and the "To-bow-or-not-to-bow" question became rather acute. Our fears were allayed, however, by official word, and very soon Mr. Willis was beguiling us with some of the more popular classics.
    We rose (and this was but the first of several risings during the evening) to the strains of "Land of Our Birth," while a subdued game of musical chairs took place on the platform. Canon Elnor set things moving in the tones we know so well, and the Headmaster began his second School Report. The pages of the preceding year were unfolded before us; changes, executive and administrative; games, House and School; Societies; School excursions, now almost a fixture; the whole graced by imposing lists of examination successes. In all, a complete review of every activity, both within and without the School.
    The Report finished, the presentation of the prizes—the occasion for the whole evening—did not occupy a great deal of time. Then, while the distributor enjoyed a short respite, the Senior Prefect mounted the platform and declaimed "The Faculty of Delight," by C. E. Montague. Mr. Salter Davies opened his address by remarking on the extreme difficulty of his task, which was to please both Parents and Boys. He there
upon proceeded to make this same task look childishly easy.
    The Boys were first given a joke-studded English lesson; the Parents received shrewd advice on bringing up their children. Finally both elements of the audience were asked to steer a middle course between excessive freedom and excessive discipline. The School, with which he had been associated for so long, provided, he said, a fine example of such an ideal system. So ended one of the most enjoyable addresses which have been delivered on Speech Day.
    The Rev. Samaurez Smith proposed a hearty Vote of Thanks, which was seconded by Mr. Gane. This was promptly carried amid loud and prolonged applause. In reply, Mr. Salter Davies dropped a gentle hint concerning a whole holiday. We still, however, received the traditional "half."
    A short interval followed, during which the stage was prepared for the evening's entertainment. "Barney Blue-Eyes' Baby," a play adapted and produced by Miss Rookwood, was performed by the Junior Dramatic Society; the problem presented in the play must surely have occurred previously to several of the parents in the audience. I might add that the entrance of one particular character was awaited with considerable interest by certain seniors. Not were they disappointed.
    The School Choir concluded the programme in their usual polished manner. We are now accustomed to the absence of a Senior Play, and the evening ended in traditional manner: "Forty Years On" (showing the effects of assiduous practice), cheers, the scramble for coats, and the cold night air.

J.J.M.

PRIZE AWARDS, 1938.
PARENTS' ASSOCIATION PRIZES.

Merit Card Prizes.—F. C. E. Dane (Senior); A. C. Allin (Junior).
Senior Geography Prize.—P. E. Philpott.
Senior Art Prize.—B. J. Carpenter.
Senior Chemistry Prize.—H. R. W. Watkins.
Special Endeavour Prizes.—J. G. Hills (Senior); H. E. Stokes (Junior).

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SPECIAL PRIZES.

Mayor's Good Fellowship Prize.—H. R. W. Watkins.
Chairman's School Certificate Prize.—B. A. Bilby.
Headmaster's Prize.—H. W. Bond.
The Thomas Memorial (Biology) Prize.—E. C. Mantle.
The Edward Ryeland Memorial (Physics) Prize.— J. W. Menter.
The Clatworthy Senior Latin Prize.—J. J. Myers.
The Clatworthy Junior Latin Prize.—W. W. Robson.
The Tunnell Senior History Prize.—J. R. Ravensdale.
The Tunnell Junior History Prize.—W. W. Robson.
The Old Boys' Cadet Prize.—C.S.M. A. R. Wilde.
Staff Prizes.— E. Jones, T. Lennon, R. F. V. Woodard.
Reading Prizes.—J. J. Myers, G. L. Watt.
Senior Mathematics Prize.—R. Metzger.
Senior French Prize.—D. J. Andrews.
Senior English Prize.—E. A. Wilde.
Senior Music Prize.—G. L. Watt.
Senior Handword Prize.—R. H. Morris.
Junior Mathematics Prize.—A. B. McFarlane.
Junior French Prize.—H. Howells.
Junior English Prize.—P. C. Gane.
Junior Geography Prize.—J. J. Walsh.
Junior Chemistry Prize.—S. E. W. Carter.
Junior Physics Prize.—D. S. Hopper.
Junior Art Prize.—J. McCulloch.
Junior Music Prize.—F. E. Davies.
Junior Handwork Prize.—N. S. Pain.
Form Prizes.—J. R. Ravensdale (VI. Arts); A. R. Wilde (Upper VI. Science); J. W. Menter, R. W Haines (Lower VI. Science); R. Metzger, E. D. Rees (VI. Industry); P. E. Philpott, L. L. Thompson (VI. Commerce); P. E. Philpott, L. L. Thompson (VI. Commerce); D. A. Bilby, H. Fliess, A. R Makey, R. B. West (Upper V.); R. H. Jenkins (V. General); S. E. Allerton, J. E. Martin (V. Engineering); S. E. W. Carter, D. S. Hopper (Upper IV.); D. H. Davies, C. Vickery (Middle IV.); D. W. Pritchard (Lower IV.); J. R Brabham, B. F. Gray. S. A. Price (Upper III.); A. Hill, J. Macnab (Middle III.); R. F. Hewitt, C. R. Reynolds (Lower 111); P. E. Buss, E. N. Foster (Upper II.); L. R Bish, R. S. N. Bax (Middle II.); L. Vickery (Lower II.); A. T. Ing, R. D. Price (Upper I.); W. C. Sisley (Middle I.); C. Abbott, J. Macnab (Lower I.); A. J. Gale (Transition); J. H. Flavin (Upper Preparatory); F. P. Delahaye (Lower Preparatory).

PRESENTATION CUPS.

House Challenge Shield.—The "Country" House (House Master, Mr. W. W. Baxter; House Captain, T. Lennon).
Tunnell Memorial Sports Cup.—A. M. Smith.
"Vietor Ludorum" Trophy.— J. R. Harrow.
"Robert Reeder" Trophy.—L. J. Eckhoff.
Cadet Corps Platoon Cup.—Plattoon No. I—Sgt. C. Paddock and Sgt. S. E. Allerton.
Ryeland Shooting Cup.—Platoon No. I—Sgt. C. Paddock.
"A.D.W." Cup.—Cpl. G. J. Paddock (Inaugural Presentation).
Senior Swimming Championship Cup.—B. P. Elworthy.
14-16 Swimming Championship Cup.—B. A. Bilby (Inaugural Presentation) Junior Swimming Championship Cup.—R. J. Austin.

EXAMINATION RESULTS.

London Higher School Certificate.

London Inter-Arts Certificates.

London Inter-Science Certificates.

London Inter-Engineering Certificates.

London Inter-Commerce Certificate.
P. E. Philpott

London Chamber of Commerce Certificate.
* L. L. Thompson (3).
* "Henry Van den Bergh" Prize and London Chamber of Commerce Prize.
(Figures in brackets represent number of Distinctions gained).

London General School Certificate.

(* With exemption from London Matriculation.)

Certificate" A" Officers' Training Corps.

ROYAL LIFE SAVING SOCIETY'S AWARDS.
Award of Merit.
B. A. Bilby.

Instructor's Certificates.

Bronze Medallions.

Intermediate Certificates.

SCHOLARSHIPS.

IN MEMORIAM
Mr. HUGH LENEY.

    By the death of Mr. Hugh Leney there passed to his rest a pioneer in the cause of Education, and—one could almost say—the local founder of Higher Education in Dover. Comparatively early in life he was elected a County Councillor and later an Alderman, and when the Balfour Act of 1902 placed the responsibility for Higher Education upon County Councils he resolved to make Dover a vigorous centre of educational activity so that his dream of an educated Democracy—albeit Christian and Imperial—might some day be realised.
    His acknowledged ability, foresight and enthusiasm for the cause which he had espoused secured for him a foremost place on the County Education Committee and its various Sub-Committees. He became Chairman of the Dover District and held that office until his never too robust health, and other public duties, compelled his resignation, though he remained Vice-Chairman to the end. The Borough had the benefit of his business ability in the management of its finances when he was elected a Town Councillor as an Independent. As a Cinque Ports Magistrate he displayed great qualities of human sympathy, but appeared reluctant to pass judgment upon the erring.
    In 1914 his carefully planned "long term" educational policy began to unfold by the erection of the Boys' County School in Frith Road, and the subsequent occupancy of the High School premises by the girls. The peace of 1918 inspired him to still greater efforts, and the increase of numbers in Higher Education led him to envisage—as he said—"the next move in the game." Owing largely to his untiring zeal the Boy's School in Astor Avenue was built, and opened in 1931. He foresaw clearly the somewhat restricted nature of the site, and it became common knowledge that he was the anonymous donor who generously presented the additional acres—now known affectionately as "Leney's."
    Although his health caused increasing distress to himself and anxiety to his family and friends, he was rarely absent from Maidstone meetings, for there were "important items on the agenda," and he must be there, otherwise his "plans might go astray." On the recommendation of his medical advisers, and with characteristic optimism he forsook Folkestone and his local friendships for Hampstead; but a recurrence of an old complaint and further complications forced him to return to Kent and Canterbury at the time when his plans were nearing completion. The School of Art would be moving shortly into Maison Dieu Road, and a new Technical College would be erected in Astor Avenue. How happy he was in the Nursing Home to know that his hopes of thirty-five years ago were being realised! And yet how modest with regard to the part he had been "permitted" to play! How grateful to those who had shared in the struggle and how confident that future generations would benefit by reason of the "small sacrifices he had made."
    He was laid to rest in a quiet, shady corner of the churchyard of the ancient little church of St. Alphege, Canterbury. At the funeral, which was strictly private, three old Dover friends of "Mr. Hugh" were privileged to be present with the family to pay their last heartfelt homage.
    Some will remember his moving addresses to boys and parents; some will recall his enthusiasm for social welfare, others his stubborn refusal to yield when a vital principle was at stake. His cheerful outlook was maintained even in the moments of pain, and his sense of humour often made a railway journey a rich experience. All who are interested in Educational and Social Services will feel that they are bereft of a trusty friend. May they honour his memory by taking fresh courage and thanking God for another star by which to steer!

SWIMMING NOTES.

    The main activity this term has been in connection with the Royal Life Saving Societies' examination, in which we have been particularly successful. A water-polo team from the School has played two matches with teams from the Dover Swimming Club, the School being defeated by a narrow margin in each game.

E.C.M.

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SCHOOL SWIMMING RECORDS.

Open Events.
Two Lengths—26 1/5th sees. (D. J. Suter, 1935.)
Six Lengths—1 min. 40 1/5th secs. (E. C. Mantle, 1938).
Twelve Lengths—3 mins. 51 secs. (E. C. Mantle, 1938).
House Relay—1 min. 54 2/5ths secs. (Maxton, 1938).

Life-Saving—37 3/5th sees. (B. P. Elworthy, 1938).
Plunging—60 ft. 3 ins. (F. Constable, 1931).

14-17 Events.
Two Lengths—27 secs. (R. Grove, 1937).
Four Lengths—1 min. 6 sees. (R. J. H. Stewart, 1937).
Six Lengths—1 min. 49 2/5th secs. (R. J. H. Stewart, 1937).
House Relay—2 mins. 4 2/5th secs. (Buckland, 1935).

Back Swimming—34 1/5th secs. (E. C. Sharp, 1930).

Under Events. 14
Two Lengths—30 secs. (E. C. Sharp, 1928).
Four Lengths—1 min. 10 1/5th secs. (D. Suter, 1937).
One Length, Back—20 secs. (A. T. Ing, 1938).
One Length, Breast—17 4/5ths secs. (R. W. Lambert, 1938).

House Relay—57 1/5 secs. (Buckland, 1933).
 

Junior School Events.
One Length Novices—16 4/5th secs. (D. Price, 1935).
Two Lengths—34 3/5ths secs. (R. W. Lambert, 1938).
One Length—17 3/5ths secs. (R. J. Austin, 1938).

SCHOOL SOCCER.

    Contrary to general expectations at the beginning of term, the 1st XI. has enjoyed a very successful season. At the time of going to press, only one match has been lost, while the team can record four clear wins. This success has only been accomplished by the combined efforts of each member of the team. The side at the beginning of the season was largely experimental, but after several changes in the forward and half-back lines, a satisfactory combination was achieved. However, owing to the departure of Hickman and Butler, a re-arrangement of the forward line was necessary. Throughout the season the team has played fast, open football; the defence, in particular, has been outstanding on all occasions.
    The 2nd XI., under the captaincy of Myers, has an equally pleasing record—it has not been defeated. Walsh and Broadwood have been prominent in defence, while Allerton and Hill have been the pick of the forwards. Sherred's fine performance of five goals in the first match against Ashford is worthy of mention.
    The Under 14 XI., unfortunately, has been less successful. In fact, it has not been able to win a game. Their failure has been due chiefly to a lack of combination. Gomar has played well at centre-half and Bennison has distinguished himself in goal. Bailey, the captain, has been the best of the forwards.
    In conclusion, all teams would like to thank the kitchen and ground staff for helping us to entertain our Visitors.

V.J.A.

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1st XI. Players, 1938-39.

PADDOCK.—Has played well on occasions, but must learn to deal with low shots, field the ball instead of stopping it, and kick hard and clear of goal.
TRIGG.—His first-time kicking and coolness under pressure have been valuable at back. He is rather slow in recovery, but improving in positional play.
MERRICKS.—Has improved very considerably since last season, and his fearless tackling has been a great asset to the side.
PLEASANCE.—Has justified his promotion to the 1st XI., but must work the ball more and overcome his inclination to kick the ball ahead, without drawing an opponent.
MIRIAMS.—Has shown consistent good form. His heading and accurate passing, by which he has kept the forwards well supplied, are to be commended.
STRIBLEY.—A fast and useful winger, who has done good work in spite of constant changes in the inside position.
ALCOCK (ii).—Has ball-control and cleverness, but is slow off the mark and is inclined to shirk tackling. He will make a good inside forward with more experience.
SHERRED.—Showed promise in the 2nd XI., but was rather disappointing when promoted to the 1st XI. Like Alcock (ii.) he is a good footballer in the making, who will find this year's experience in the 1st XI. invaluable.
HICKMAN.—Centre-forward and chief goal scorer, he has plenty of dash and enthusiasm, and has played no small part m the team's success.
BUTLER.—A very hard worker, he has with Smith formed a strong left-wing.
SMITH.—His form has been variable. A clever footballer with a powerful kick, but is inclined to wait for chances rather than to make them.

V.J.A.

V. J ALCOCK.—An efficient and conscientious captain, he has worked hard at centre-half in a position unfamiliar to him, and kept together a team frequently experimental.

F.F.A.

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RESULTS.
1st XI.

Oct. 8 At Ashford—Ashford Grammar School, 0; D.C.S., 5 (Hickman 2, Smith 2, Ashford own goal).
Oct 11 At Astor Avenue—Harvey Grammar School, 1; D.C.S. 1 (Hickman).
Oct 15 At Guston—D.Y.RM.S., 5; D.C.S., 1 (Smith).
Oct 22 At Canterbury—Simon Langton School, 2; D.C.S., 7 (Butler 2, Hickman 2, Smith 2, Sherred).
Oct 26 At Astor Avenue—Margate College, 1; D.C.S., 4 (Butler 2, Hickman, Smith).
Nov. 5 At Astor Avenue—Faversham Grammar School, 0; D.C.S., 4 (Hickman 2, K. E. Alcock, Stribley).
Nov  26 At Astor Avenue—Simon Langton School, 3; D.C.S., 1 (A. Hill).
Dec. 3 At Margate—Margate College, 1; D.C.S., 1 (V. J. Alcock).

Dec 7 At Astor Avenue—D.Y.R.M.S., 6; D.C.S., 2 (Stribley, Sherred).

2nd XI.

Oct. 8 At Astor Avenue-Ashford Grammar School, 0; D.C.S., 7 (Sherred 5, Ravensdale, Pleasance).
Oct 12 At Folkestone—Harvey Grammar School, 2; D.C.S., 2 (Pelham, Broadwood (pen.)
Oct 15 At Astor Avenue—D.Y.R.M.S., 3; D.C.S., 4 (K. E. Alcock 3, Pelham).
Oct 22 At Astor Avenue—Simon Langton School, 1; D.C.S., 5 (Pelham 2, A. Hill 2, 1(K. E. Alcock).
Oct 26 At Margate—Margate College, 1; D.C.S., 4 (Sherred 2, A. Hill, 2).

Nov 26 At Canterbury—Simon Langton School, 3; D.C.S., 3 (Wilson 3).

Dec 3 At Astor Avenue—Margate College, 0; D.C.S., 9 (Sherred 6, A. Hill 2, Walsh).
Dec 7 At Guston—D.Y.R.M.S., 1; D.C.S., 1 (Walsh).

Under 14 XI.

Oct. 8 At Ashford—Ashford Grammar School, 7; D.C.S., 3 (Gomar 3).

Oct. 12 At Astor Avcnue—Harvey Grammar School, 4; D.C.S., 2 (Gomar 2).
Oct. 15 At Guston—DT.R.M.S., 8; D.C.S., 3 (C. Hill, Bailey, Sanderson).
Oct. 22 At Canterbury—Simon Langton School, 5; D.C.S., 2 (C. Hill, Gomar).
Oct. 26 At Astor Avenue—Margatc College, 4; D.C.S., 2 (Dane, Reynolds).
Oct. 26 At Astor Avenue—Simon Langton School, 3; D.C.S., 2 (Dane, Reynolds).
Nov. 5 At Astor Avenue—Faversham Grammar School, 0; D.C.S., 0.

Dec. 3 At Margate—Margate College, 3; D.C.S., 1 (Reynolds).
Dec. 7 At Astor Avenue—D.Y.R.M.S., 9; D.C.S., 0.

House Matches.

Oct. 1 Buckland 6, Maxton 2. Nov. 9 Maxton 6, Town 2.
Oct 19 Buckland 6, Town 0. Nov 12 Buckland 5, Maxton. 1.
Nov. 2 Country 1, Maxton 0. Nov 16 Country 3, Town 0.
Dec. 10 Country 6. Town 0.

2nd XI.

Oct. 1 Buckland 7, Maxton 4. Nov. 9 Maxton, 4, Town 1.
Oct 19 Buckland 9, Town 2. Nov 12 Buckland 2, Maxton 2.
Nov. 2 Country 2, Maxton 0. Nov 16 Country 9, Town 0.
Nov 5 Country 7, Buckland 4. Dec. 10 Buckland 4, Town 2.

Colts XI.

Junior 1st XI.

Junior 2nd XI.

P.E.P.

HOUSE NOTES.

Buckland House.

    This term the Senior Soccer teams have maintained a high standard, to date the 1st XI. are still unbeaten and the 2nd XI. has lost only one match, The Colts and Juniors, however, have had only a moderate season, although on occasions they have played well.
    In the 1st XI. much of the success has been brought about by a powerful half-back line, consisting of Pleasance, Walsh and Miriams. Butler and Allerton have been outstanding in a sound forward line. Winter, Sutton and McKeown have worked hard in the 2nd XI.
    All teams, especially the Juniors, should remember that games can be won by spirit and determination as well as by ability.
    Next term the main interest of the Seniors will be Rugby, and therefore as many Seniors as possible should take up this sport, so that Buckland may maintain its high standard in Rugby.
    In conclusion, I should like to congratulate Bilby, Miriams, Morris and Pleasance, on their promotion to House Prefects, and to welcome the following new boys to the House:—Atkins, Ayling, Bailey, Bottle, Farr, Garwood, Jacobs, Jones, Kendall, Lott, Matthews, Paton, Sedgwick, Walker.

L.F.M.

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Country House.

    In spite of the disorganisation caused by the loss of Hickman, whom we thank for his good work as Soccer captain, and by the absence of other senior members of the House, our 1st and 2nd. XL's have fared well this term, and at the moment of writing have won all their games. The Colts' XI. is also unbeaten as yet. C. Hill has proved an able captain, and Gomar has also played very well.
    This good record has not been completely maintained by the Juniors, but their results have been reasonably satisfactory. In the Junior 1st XI. Culver has acquitted himself well in the field, and thanks are due to him for co-operation in arranging teams.
     We note with pleasure that a good House spirit has been shown by all members, and that nearly all the following new boys, whom we welcome to the House, have already shown a keen interest in it:—A. E. Barnacle, P. G. Bean, E. T. Bowden. E. W. Carr, O. K. Fulham, A. E. Garside, H. W. Ivory, G. Laserson, R. H. Marsh, V. W. Newman, R. Nuttall, E. W. Phillips: M. Rigden, J. M. Simmonds, A. C. Smith, B. Walker, K. Walker, H. W. Webb, and D. R. Woodard.

G.L.F.
P.E.P.

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Maxton House.

    This term there has been little difficulty in fielding five full teams, which is an indication of increased enthusiasm in the House.
    The 1st XI. made rather a poor start, but numerous practices resulted in the team putting up a good fight against a strong Country XI., to lose, 1—0. If the full fixture list is completed their position in the table should be much improved. V. J. Alcock has captained the side well, he and Stribley scoring most of the goals, while Manning, in goal, has done good work. It has been pleasing to see the spirit with which the 2nd XI. has turned out for each match; but results have not been very satisfactory owing to lack of combination.
    The Colts have been a disappointing team. With five School players, results should have been far better; but, although the individual members have played well, their teamwork has been poor.
    The Junior 1st XI., in the way they have combined, have provided an example to the rest of the House, and they deserve a greater measure of success than they have so far attained. A. H. Alcock (capt.) and Swan have done most of the scoring; while Mayne has played well at centre-half, and Stafford in goal has saved many difficult shots.
    We welcome the following new boys to the House this term:—A. W. Bromley, G. Chatfield, E. G. Ewens, A. A. Foad, R. L Fox, F. R. Gandy, W. C. Harris, E. A. Mayne, E. D. Newport, B. C. Odden, A. Pierce, J. V. Stafford, R. G. Swan, K. W. Terry, P. A. Wright.

E.C.M.

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Town House.

    Before the football season had gone very far, Town were up against their old trouble—scarcity of players at the top of the School. We were hard hit, at the beginning, by the departure of B. J. Carpenter, and it was with difficulty, therefore, that we fielded two representative Elevens.
    Of the 1st XI., the defence has played well, Paddock and Fox getting through a good deal of work. Handicapped by injuries, however, we have not been able to find a cohesive forward line. The best feature has been the very fine team spirit which has prevailed throughout.
    The 2nd XI., captained by Stafford, has played keenly, but has experienced some heavy defeats. Weakness here can only be remedied by developing football talent lower down the School.
    Here we may look forward to future success for the Junior 1st XI. is top of its section, having gained nine points out of a possible twelve. Watts and Dixon deserve special mention. The Colts XI., unfortunately, has not yet fulfilled the promise which was shown at the beginning of the season.
    We must not forget to congratulate the Junior 2nd's on their keenness, and on the regularity with which they field a full side. If this continues the House is certain of a more prosperous future.

J.J.M.

SCHOOL RUGBY PROSPECTS.

    At first sight, the chances this year of the School fielding a respectable XV. seemed very meagre. However, a match was played against the Old Boys on the morning following Speech Day. Unfortunately our opponents were unable to field a full XV., but even so, a very close game resulted. Of the school team, Ravensdale and Menter deserve special mention. Their play at stand-off and scrum-half not only resulted in several good three-quarter movements, but also inspired the team to a well-deserved win of 11 pts. to 8. The School may well look forward to a good record next term.

R. J. FOX.

MUSIC NOTES.

    Musical activity this term has followed familiar lines. The Choir maintained its usual high standard in the well-varied programme given at the Prize-giving. They sang "Creation's Hymn," by Beethoven; "May-Day Song," by Thomas; a vocalization of Schumann's "Dreaming"; Rossini's. "To the Tap of the drum"; and "Lances of the Free," by Foulds;. A quartette, Sullivan's "The Long Day Closes," was admirably sung by J. C. Smith, R. J. Fox, R. W. Winter and F. E. Davies, and provided a beautiful contrast with the full chorus. The whole programme was much appreciated.
    The Orchestra played some well-known pieces for the "At Home," including two popular military marches by Sousa, two less obstreperous ones by Mozart and Handel, and items from Wagner's "Flying Dutchman."
    More violinists are urgently required in the Orchestra. Anyone who can play any instrument—but particularly the violin is requested to apply to the Conductor.
    We thank Mr. A. E. Bennett for the gift of some very valuable music for the Orchestra, including selections from "Il Trovatore," "The Bohemian Girl," and the Strauss Waltzes. Such gifts are always welcome, and if anyone possesses music which he knows not how to play, or instruments of whose manipulation he is ignorant, he may assure them a useful life by presenting them to the Orchestra.

D.J.A.

SIXTH FORM DEBATING SOCIETY.

    Meetings have not been as numerous as usual this term, owing to the large number of other school activities and to the International crisis. The following meetings have, however, been held since the appearance of our last report:—
24th March, 1935.
    The Headmaster presided over the Society's Annual Tea, and over the meeting which followed, over thirty members being present. The meeting took the form of a discussion on the Central European situation, with special regard to the motion "That Britain should pledge support to Czechoslovakia." P. E. Philpott and J. J. Myers outlined, respectively, the cases for and against the motion, a good general debate following, The Chairman summed up, and a vote was taken, the motion being rejected by 20 votes to 4.
11th October, 1938.
    Twenty-six members were present at a debate under the Chairmanship of Mr. Kendall. The motion was "That this House approves the policy of H.M. Government by which war was averted in the recent crisis, and supports their efforts to secure a lasting peace." E. C. Mantle proposed the motion, seconded by F. H. Webb, G. L. Watt opposing, seconded by J. W. Menter. The motion was rejected by 9 votes to 4.
18th October, 1938.
    Mr. Thomas presided over a General Meeting for the complete re-organisation of the Society, Mr. Thomas was appointed Hon. Chairman, P. E. Philpott was re-elected Hon. Secretary, and J. J. Myers, J. R. Ravensdale, E. C. Mantle and J. W. Menter were elected to the Committee. The Constitution of the Society was discussed, and definite rules were established.
    In conclusion, we commend the Society to the Lower Sixth, as it is upon them it will soon depend, and since it has been flourishing for two years we should like to think of the Society as a permanent institution. We would also add that any suggestions for motions, and so on, are always welcomed.

P.E.P. (Hon. Sec.).

PHOTOGRAPHIC SOCIETY.

    The first meetings of the term were occupied in compiling the first Exhibition of the Photographic Society. This consisted of photographs taken by members during the past year, and was on view at the School during the "At Home." It is hoped that this Exhibition will be made an annual event in the life of the Society.
    On Monday, 3rd October, a series of Demonstrations for Beginners was commenced. The first took the form of the developing of roll-films by novices under the instruction of more advanced members.
    At the second of these demonstrations, which was held on Monday, 17th October, Mr. Baxter taught us the art of Gaslight Printing. After the demonstration several novices made the first print.
    The "Compounding of Formulae" was the subject of our next lecture, which was given by Mr. Coulson on Monday,7th November. During the proceedings a general-purpose developer was made up and distributed amongst members of the Society.
    The coming of Capt. Took to lecture on "British Birds" was a memorable occasion for the Society, since it was the first time that the Society had had a lantern lecture by a man of such experience. After a preliminary chat on why bird photography is so interesting, Capt. Took went on to show us some remarkable slides of our bird life. We sincerely thank him for his very interesting lecture and for his kind invitation to seek his advice on any part of this fascinating pastime.
    At the time of writing, the first of Messrs. Ilford's publications for photographic societies, the "Ilford News," has been distributed to members. We hope to include some of Messrs. Ilford's lectures in our meetings in the near future.
    Lastly, more members are urgently required, and anyone in Forms IV., V. and VI. who is interested in photography is invited to attend our next meeting.

E.C.M.

YE CHRONICLE.

    The tyme hath coom, alacke, whan that ye scrybe, humbulle ande exceedynge poore, mote depart from Ye Chateau in whyche he hath stryved for so long, ande eek for so lytel. So one wol he be goon, thogh none knowe whither. Thereforre, accordaunt to custoume, he desireth to bequeathe divers gyftes to certayne of ye knyghtes, squyres, and caytiffs thatte dwelle in ye Castelle.
    Here beginneth, thereforre, ye laste wylle and testamente of Serym, scrybe by professioune, and nat by desyre; beynge thys daye of grayce, sounde in wynde and lymbe (save forre a feeresome acchynge toothe) ande of hys ryghte mynde; wytnesse, thereforre, these bestowyngs.
    To Sire Cape, R.E.: A Messe of Officerres (nay, mistaak me nat, rederre) whereinne, next somerre he may bettre begyle those myghtie warrioures of ye countie, and thereby encommepasse the retourne of oure ryghtefulle pennante, Ye Toothe of Luke.
    To Sire Oslo Cun ande eke Sire Rextab: Oon tinie bookelette yclept Lyknesse-Taakynges and Snappynge-Shottes (forre begynnerres onlie).
    To Sire Seltbacon: An openne hyghewaye to Ye Chateau from ye Avennu of Astorre, thatte he may ryde hitherre on hys fyerie steede and nat endaungere ye lyttel varlets who lyngerre in hys pathe.
    To Sire Le Nucs: Some pygmente, thereto yellowe, thatte he maye paynte hys beconnes yclept Belyshah. Fortherroverre, a belle by whyche he who doeth privat-studye may heare whan thatte certayne nobles approche Ye Librayre.
    To Sire Liswil: A copye of ye famouse Marche from Lammebeethe forre to playe instedde of ye dreerye Barkke and Bakked Ovenne.
    To Sire Gink: A batonne for the menne of hys bande. To these lattre some reccordes thatte they may lerne howe ye mystique "swynge" sholde be ryghtlie swunge.
    To Glat, T.W. Somme lozzenges forre hys gullette whyche be sometymes soore from moche spekynge. Lat hym offerre the surplusse thereof, if there be one, to ye sqyre whose tenorre voyce is everre herde, forre hys neede is evenne grettre.
    To alle menne, a quyck delivraunce from ye Panges of Gluttonye, whyche wille soone besette them, and eke some tablettes forre hir indigestioune.
    To myselve, a quiete and peecefulle restynge-place, whereinne to laye my wearye bones afterre ye strife of Ye Chateau.
    And so, farewelle.

"SERYM."

RUMOURS.

    That several VIth Formers' hands itched for catapults and air-pistols when they walked into the Library one morning and cast their eyes aloft.

    That a certain VIth Form debater has ceased to waste his oratorical talents on his unreceptive contemporaries, and is now attempting to convert the Middle School to his beliefs.

    That he has met with just as much success as hitherto.

    That Carrol Levis has offered an audition to our budding maestros of the Sixth.

    That the mildness of the Inspectors may be put down to their mid-morning glass of milk.

That "My little boy has won prizes for recitation too" was overheard in the Town Hall on the evening of the 18th November.

That "Ain't misbehavin'", is to be adopted as the signature tune of VIth Commerce.

THE SCHOOL LIBRARY.

    As a result of a suggestion made by H.M. Inspector, we are publishing the first of a series of special articles, which need no further introduction from me.

W. UNCLES,       
School Librarian.

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The Work of the Library Office.

    Many readers, I am sure, will wonder why anyone should write about this subject. This sphere of work is closely bound up with school life, and so I think that boys ought to know how this department is run, that they may help both themselves and the Library Assistants. In a Library such as ours, where the reference department, the loan section, and the reading room are housed together as one unit, all borrowers and readers can assist greatly by observing the regulations, which, after all, are but few and simple.
    The Library room is now being used by various forms; by the VIth for private study, and by the Middle and Junior forms who have definite periods set aside that they may learn how to use it as a Laboratory, for the time will come when they too will need to search for more advanced knowledge.
    Let me pass on to those who gave their spare time to this branch of service. They have many duties to perform, chief among which is the registering of books taken out. This task has been somewhat alleviated by the Slip-System (adopted this term), since borrowed books can all be entered together at the end of the day. This duty of registration leads to what is perhaps the biggest job of all, stocktaking, which comes round every half-year. Over 3,000 books have to be checked and attempts made to find missing copies. Here the borrowers can be of general help by always seeing that loans are registered, and so save others much time and general annoyance in tracing lost copies. If you have a book posted up as lost, do not return it surreptitiously to the shelves, especially during or after stocktaking, but please have the decency to return it to the Library office. No extra energy is required.
    We all like to see our stock of books growing; but here may I mention that entering new additions takes up a certain amount of time, both before term starts, when the Library Assistants sacrifice some of their holiday, and also during term-time. Do not imagine that when new books come into the office all that has to be done is to put them on the shelves. A new addition has to be inscribed (if presented), stamped, dated, painted, catalogued, numbered, an index card typed out, and then it is ready for use.
    These are but few of our duties. One fact, however, often forgotten, is that boys need not be afraid to ask for help from the Assistants. May I also suggest that the card indexes be used more? In conclusion I add a comment on the Library office. It has no window, and occasionally serves as an extra corridor. But still, we must be thankful for what accommodation we have.

R.A.H.

SCHOOL SOCIETIES' ACCOUNT on 9th December, 1938.

THE BENEVOLENT SOCIETY.

1937-1938.
 

ON BEING LATE.

    This is a subject, as the School registers testify, upon which I am qualified to speak. Throughout my chequered career, the one youthful affliction from which I have never recovered is that of unpunctuality.
    I do not know whether one is born unpunctual, but if it is not due to heredity, then environment must surely supply the cause. Perhaps I was late at the christening. . . .
    Whatever the reason for this affliction, I wish it to be fully understood that I do not glory in my weakness, but, being of a fatalistic turn of mind, I have endeavoured to make the most of what I consider to be an unalterable fact.
    When Time first begins to take any significance in our lives, we, the unpunctual, have no intention of disobeying its inexorable commands. From the first, however, we feel a sense of helplessness and futility in our efforts to catch up on the flying minutes. Naturally, a feeling of stoical passivity is thereby induced, and all would be well, were it not for the fact that those in authority do not regard this affliction of their fellow-men with the compassion it deserves. Moreover, the instinct of self preservation is well developed in all creatures, especially in the schoolboy.
    I regret this long-winded preamble as much as you do, but without it this work would have been condemned as being morally subversive. Do not, therefore, my fellow afflicted, expect an unholy glorification of unpunctuality. But, since you are always asked "Why?" the first requisite for anyone who finds himself completely unable to keep up with the clock, and resigns himself to his inevitable fate, is—The Excuse.
    This is a prime necessity, and although the interpretations of The Excuse vary according to the individual, the fundamentals always remain the same. The principle is to cite malignant circumstances as being deliberately and completely responsible for one's unpunctuality. Everything which could have any bearing on one's arrival must be declared as having wilfully and maliciously conspired to accomplish one's downfall. Whether you succeed without reprimand, or worse, depends upon your artistry of declaration and originality of excuse.
    My purpose, therefore, is to afford what little aid I can to those who are bewildered by their inability to keep pace with Father Time's harvesting.
    I will assume that by now you possess a certain of histrionic ability, without which, I am afraid, I can help you but little. Most boys, however, can act Henry Irving off the stage when they are moved by the instinct of self-preservation.
    When explanations are demanded, a thin excuse delivered confidently is far more effective than a perfectly good one stammered out in apologetic fashion. Never shall I forget, when some years ago, upon arriving at School a quarter of an hour late, I encountered a Very Important Personage. As it happened, my bicycle had suffered a puncture, and with this excuse as my buckler, I faced even the V.I.P. without a tremor. Always shall I remember the feeling of elation that welled up within me when I answered his inevitable question. He muttered something about the inevitability of punctures, turned in his heel and retreated in fairly good order. Victory was mine.
    I beg of you, therefore, to profit by this experience of mine. Tell the truth or . . . well! Retribution will not fail to exact a just penalty for your misdeeds. Alas! Nemesis has overtaken even me. I now ring the School bell! . . .

J.J.M.

GLEANINGS.

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    In school there are only two sides to the homework question—the master who sets it and the boy who does it.

(We make it three—the boy who doesn't.)

J.M.

VALETE.

J. J. MYERS (1930-38).—Deputy Senior Prefect of the School; Captain, Town House; School 2nd XI. Cricket; School 2nd XI. Football (1937-38, capt., 1938); House 1st XV. Rugby; Sports Committee; Lce.-Cpl. Cadet Corps; Coy. Signaller; Cert. "A" (Practical); Chingford (1938); King's Shield (1936-7-8); Pharos Sub-Editor; Dramatic Society; School Choir; Debating Society Committee; Higher Schools (1937); Inter. B.A. Exemp. (1938); School Certificate (Hans.) (Matric. Exemp., 1935).

C. PADDOCK (1928-38).—School Prefect: Vice-Captain, Town House; House 1st XI. Cricket; 1st XI. Football; 1st XV. Rugby; Sports Committee; Sgt.-Instructor, Cadet Corps; Chingford (1938); Cert. "A"; K. C. B. Efficiency Star (1936); Empire 1st Class Shot; King's Shield (1936-7-8); School Orchestra; School Choir; Debating Society; School Certificate (1936); London Matric. (1936).

P. G. H. EWER (1932-38).—School Prefect; Captain, Buckland House; School 2nd XI. Footbal; School 1st XV. Rugby; House 1st XI. Cricket; School Choir; Dramatic Society; School Certificate

C. ALLINGHAM (1932-38).—Vice-Captain, Maxton House; House 1st XI. Cricket; 1st XI. Football; 1st XV. Rugby; School Tennis Team; Sports Committee; Debating Society Committee; School Choir; School Cert. (Matric. Exemp. 1937). CS. Clerkship.

H. MORRIS (1933-38).—House Prefect; House 1st XV. Rugby; 1st XI. Football; 2nd XI. Cricket; Cadet Corps; School Choir; School Certificate (1938).

K. B. HICKMAN (1936-38).—Football Captain, Country House; School 1st XI. Football (1937-38, Colours 1938); School 1st XV. Rugby; House 1st XI. Cricket; Cadet Corps; School Choir; School Cert. (1938).

D. R. YOUNG (1932-38).—Housc 2nd XI. Cricket; 2nd XL Football; School Certificate (1938).

J. F. STRIBLEY (1930-38).—School Colours, 1938; Vice-capt. School 1st XI. Football (Colours 1938); 1st XI. Cricket (Colours 1938); School Choir; School Cert. (1938).
 

O. KILLICK (1922-38).—School Choir; School Cert. (Matric. Exemp. 1935); C.S. Clerkship.

C. E. YOUNG (1932-38).—House 1st XI. Football; School Cert. (1935).

J. E. MARTIN (1932-38).—School Certificate (1938).

J C. SMITH (1938)—House 1st XI. Football; School Choir; School Orchestra. To Messrs. Boots, Dover.

A. H. BUTLFR (1932-38).—School 1st XI. Football (Colours 1938); School 2nd XI. Cricket; House 2nd XV. Rugby.

D. V. HENDERSON (1933-38).—House 2nd XT. Football; House 2nd XV. Rugby; Lce.-Cpl (Band); School Cert. (Matric. Exemp. 1938)

C. H. KHAN (1936-38).—School Orchestra; School Cert. (1938).

S. E. E. ALLERTON (1932-38).—.House 1st XV. Rugby; 2nd XI. Football; 2nd XI. Cricket: Sgt. Cadct Corps; Ccrt. "A"; School Cert. (1938). Midshipman. Messrs. Alfred Holt and Co.

K. BURTON (1933-38).—School 1st XI. Cricket (Colours 1938); School 2nd XI. Football; House 1st XV. Rugby. Joined R.A.F.

J. E. HOLLIS (1934-38).—House 2nd Football; School Tennis Team. Clerk at Snowdown Colliery.

D. F. A. COE (1934-38).—School 2nd XI. Football; House 2nd XI. Cricket; 2nd XV. Rugby. R.N. Apprentice.

H. TREUMANN (1937-38).—House 2nd XI. Football; 2nd XV. Rugby.

G. E. BONE (1933-38).—House 2nd XI. Cricket; School Choir; House 2nd XV. Rugby. To H.M. Army.

W. PECK (1932-38).—joined R.A.F.

P. WARING (1934-38).—House 2nd XI. Football; 1st XI. Cricket.

F. H. DOWN (1934-38). 1st XI. Football; 1st XV. Rugby; 2nd XI. Cricket. Joined R.A.F.

G. J. VICKERY (1934-38). House 2nd XI. Football. To Mercantile Marine.

F. E. WEBB (1933-38)

A. T. HARVEY (1934-38)

W. T. HARRISS (1934-38)

J. A. SKINNER (1935-38)

E. J. FORAN (1935-1938)

M. A. J. SMITHERS (1935-38)

C. A. GROOMBRIDGE (1936-38), House 2nd XI. Football

R. GARNETT (1937-38)

P. BOWYER (1937-38)

D. C CATLOW (1937-38)

D. W. WALTERS (1937-38)

E. B. R FARR (1938).